A man shows up at the local car dealership and approaches a salesman

"I'm interested in buying a new car"

The salesman shows him around the dealership and the man looks through the new cars. He takes the cars that catch his interest for a test drive, and after a few runs he makes his decision.

"I like this one, This is the one I'm going to buy"

"Very nice choice" says the salesman

The man drives off with his new car with a smile on his face.

Shortly after a woman walks in.

"Are you interested in buying a new car ma'am" says the salesman

The woman pulls out a large stack of cash out of her purse and says

"what can I get for this?"

the salesman counts the money then brings her over to a nice sedan.

"you can afford this nice car"

The sedan wasn't exciting or sexy but it was dependable, clean, and would get her where she needed to go.

The woman begins to inspect the sedan but something catches her eye from across the lot.

The woman runs over to a red Sports car and jumps into the driver seat.

"Ma'am this car is out of your price range lets go back over to the sedan" says the salesman

"Awww please just let me take it for a test drive"

and with puppy dog eyes the salesman couldn't resist and hands her the keys.

The woman speeds out of the lot and goes for a joy ride, blowing through stop signs and speeding down local roads.

Eventually she drives back into the dealership.

"ok you have had your fun now it's time to get serious again"

The woman protests and demands that she get the sports car.

The salesman does not yield.

"either you buy the sedan or you can leave"

The woman relents and gets into the sedan.

She slams the door shut and drives off screaming profanities out the window at the salesman.

upon returning home and parking in her driveway her neighbor walks over.

"Hey I see you got a new car!"

The woman exits the vehicle, slams the door shut, and says

"Yea it's a piece of junk too!"