Summary This is based VERY loosely off of RSDTylers caveman story, more like inspired by. (I cannot find the video, if someone does please post in the comments). It follows a Beta Caveman and an Alpha Caveman. See if you can figure out which one is which?

Body Once upon a time there was a caveman named caveman Joe. Caveman Joe was a terrible hunter so he and his “loyal” girlfriend mainly just ate twigs and berries, but Joe felt like they “loved” each other and were o so “loyal” to each other. Plus he knew she was way out of his league. Why was she with him? She must “love” him for who he is.

On the other side of caveman world lived caveman Bob. Caveman Bob was a great hunter. So great in fact, that he had a cave full of meat and was able to share his caveman meat with all the caveman girls he wanted. In fact he had another cave full of caveman girls. He knew these girls really only wanted him for his meat and therefor he made sure he kept hunting even when both caves were filled to the top with meat and caveman girls.

One day caveman Bob walked by caveman Joe and his girl and took a liking to caveman Joe’s girl. He decided to bring her back to his meat cave. Which she willingly accepted because he has meat and caveman Joe does not.

Months go by and caveman Bob continues to accumulate meat and caveman girls, meanwhile caveman Joe sits alone masturbating to rocks he has set up into provocative positions because that makes him horny, instead of hunting and trying to accumulate caveman meat.

One day caveman Bob decides he likes this one caveman girl, at least more than the rest. He kicks all the other caveman girls out and tells this one girl she can have all his meat. She feels amazing. Wow, I get all this meat! Meanwhile Caveman Joe has committed suicide because every one of his “loyal” and “Loving’ girlfriends seems to leave him for one of caveman Bobs thousands of sons.

Of course well caveman Bob spends time with his caveman girl he still continues to hunt. In fact he hunts more than he ever did before. And well he is on his hunt he flirts with the other caveman girls. (Some of which happen to be his daughters, but this is caveman world) One day he goes home and realizes the passion and love he had for his caveman girl is gone and he kicks her out and invites some new caveman girls into his cave, continuing his awesome caveman life and never committing fully to anyone.

Lessons Learned

*Alpha Fux, Beta Bux

*Live on your own terms

*Never commit fully to anyone

*Girls would rather share an alpha than be with a Beta.

*It starts from within, work on gathering caveman meat. (Style, money, status, physic, ect.)

*Love does not last forever.

*Avoidance is the best way to live a drama free life.

*Don’t put the pussy on the pedestal

*Never stop collecting caveman meat. (Approaching, lifting, reading, learning, ect.)

*If you keep making excuses you will end up with the same fate caveman Joe did. Alternatively, if you start taking action eventually you will turn into caveman Bob.