Today I had 2 different girls completely ruin my day/month.

I went and got a haircut and asked for a fade, I even showed the lady a picture of what I wanted it to look like.

She ignorantly and stubbornly said “oh yeah that’s what you got last time I’ll do that”

She started cutting...

I noticed it was way too damn short, so I stopped her and said could you do the top longer?

She said she would do the longest “guard” she had...

Which she took one big swipe and I knew it wasn’t long enough.

When the haircut was done I asked for a fade, she gave me a haircut that is even all across my head. She said it was the biggest one she had but this is REALLY short so I know she lied.

The fact that I showed her a picture of what I wanted and she still couldn’t do it right just annoys me.

So not only is my hair too short with no fade AT ALL, I waited 2 1/2 months for it to grow out and I was excited for a fade. Now I have to wait again.

I look like a recruit from the military who’s hair is just now growing back.

Then afterwards I went to a drive thru it was a rude ass girl which I said “I’ll take a cheeseburger” and was going to wait for her to respond before continuing... she was like “okay that’s ... come to the window” so then I said “I also want a “blah blah blah” and she was just giving me attitude the whole time.