Here, try this bowl of M&M's.

-Okay sure

-Wait these are poisonous

-Oh yeah forgot to mention, these are poisonous M&M's.

-I don't want to eat these

-No it's cool, you just have to eat the right one

-Okay...

-Dude these are literally all poisonous M&M's, I don't want any more

-No really, just eat around the bad ones. The good ones are in there, I promise.

-Fine.

-Fuck it. I'm tired of eating poison. It's not worth it. I'm going to go do something else instead.

-M&M hater! Who hurt you?? You just can't handle real chocolate you diabetic loser.

a little while later

-Where are all the people who like M&M's at?