Ran into the EX from 6 years ago (last GF or sex I had) at the store. She is only 30 (like myself) and the wall is not really getting her just yet (it will).

Her: Oh hey anon long time no see!

Me: hey hows it going

Me: continues walking to the section of the store I needed to grab something from.

Realized who it was about 2 hours later. Glad im not on social media so she cant find me and bitch.