Sex toys have changed the game for me. Much safer and cheaper than banging a woman.

I'm normally incredibly cheap and stick to a strict budget, but with it being the holidays I decided to say "Merry Christmas to me" and buy myself some toys. I spent about $100 on sex toys recently, and the post nut clarity I get from them is a fantastic feeling.

It's much better to spend a one time fee of $100 on great sexual fantasies and releases than to spend an unknown amount of money on a woman who just gives you a million problems in return.