It doesn't count because I don't remember
It doesn't count because it was in the dark
It doesn't count because it was Sunday before Church
It doesn't count because it lasted 3 minutes
It doesn't count because he is just a friend
It doesn't count because I had my periods
It doesn't count because he manipulated me into doing it
It doesn't count because there was no feelings involved
It doesn't count because it was on holidays
It doesn't count because it's not written in my diary
It doesn't count because he had a small one
It doesn't count because he didn't finish inside me