Had to go to the doctor yesterday because my eyes were red and burning. Health insurance sent me to a female doctor that barely looked at me to prescribe some eyedrops antibiotics and send me right back to work. "As long as you don't share a towel, there's no problem", she said. Now I'm staring at computer monitors with my eyes burning, barely able to keep them opening, itching like crazy, and everybody around me is kinda treating me like a pariah for obvious reasons.

Thanks, doctor (((Herzog))), I really appreciate it. Top notch medical skill, as to be expected from a female doctor.