The REAL reason a fifth of women have had affairs: As our sex survey reveals an infidelity bombshell, women who chose to stray tell stories every man should read...

Nybaz · 2019-10-10T08:37:03+00:00

Let me guess without clicking the link: women cheat, men are to blame.

NeverTrustAVaJayJay · 2019-10-10T08:33:22+00:00

Women really are disgusting animals.

TexasMilitia · 2019-10-10T09:49:57+00:00

Woman: “I’ve had my fun. I’m ready to settle down! I wanna be a mommy and a wife. I want a three bedroom, two bath neo colonial house in a new gated suburb with great schools, shopping and a Starbucks! It’s time to become an adult! I have a college degree and a super smart and ambitious boyfriend. I’m like the luckiest girl ever in the history of girls!!!!”

10 years later

Woman: “OMG I like never get to have any fun. These fucking kids make me wanna slice my throat. If it wasn’t for Speck’s boxed wine on sale I’d probably set fire to this crappy little house and everything in it. Ok, ok, yeah I pushed my husband to get married early and start a family a little earlier than he wanted but what was I supposed to do? ALL my sorority sisters were getting married or engaged, and I sure as hell wasn’t gonna be last. But now it’s all like “honey do you think we can do it tonight heh heh” or “mommy mommy I need $47 for a present for Kaitlynn’s birthday” blah blah. I’m so much more than just a wife or mom, for fuck sake. I mean, I get bored a lot just sitting here. Sure, I could work, but where’s the fun in that? I bet I can count on one hand the number of wives in this subdivision that have jobs. Plus, my husband just made partner at his law firm. About time that idiot did something. He’s like the last man on our street to break six figures a year. I just need more than this life can give, ya know? I’ve been seeing the tennis coach at the club, but he’s like an ex surfer dude so there’s no way he’d ever whisk me out of this suburban nightmare. Last year several ladies and I made a girls only trip for five nights to Cancun. I swear I couldn’t walk right for a week afterwards. My vagina hadn’t been abused like that since my 21st birthday at Burning Man.

I’m thinking of divorcing my husband. He makes good money now, so I know I’d get at least half for the rest of my life, plenty enough to send the crumb snatchers to private school and delve into my new passion, Art!

(By Art I mean Art Schwolinsky, an older guy here who just dumped his 4th Russian wife and is loaded. He travels like all the time. Fingers crossed!!!)

CeascaDidGoodAndBad · 2019-10-10T10:16:57+00:00

"Part of me wants to be seen as a sexual animal"

Fucking animals.

peguy2000 · 2019-10-10T08:28:08+00:00

This is real life representation of r/adultery

BiffBiffBiff27 · 2019-10-10T09:19:18+00:00

The real reason is laziness and lack of morals. If you're not willing to work at it then do the right thing and bloody leave.

bamabeatsny · 2019-10-10T14:50:28+00:00

There's NO fucking way it's only 20 percent. No way. Over 50 percent of marriages ending in divorce, and 80 percent, (80%!!!!!!) of divorces are filed by women. 80! And, 65% of those women CHOOSING divorce, say they're doing it because they're just "not happy" anymore.

No way it's only a fifth.

Misogynes · 2019-10-10T14:18:29+00:00

A fifth? Yeah right. It’s a fifth that brazenly admit to it. I’d bet four fifths is lowballing reality; probably closer to five fifths.

Table- · 2019-10-10T13:36:05+00:00

Her full name is in the article but she wants to keep her affair a secret....

_ImS_ · 2019-10-10T20:00:48+00:00

The jokes on them. The one chance to exost in all of space time and those are the souls they are stuck with.

The REAL reason a fifth of women have had affairs: As our sex survey reveals an infidelity bombshell, women who chose to stray tell stories every man should read...

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oh yeah? you work hard to make money for the entire family? I'll have an affair, so we're even.