Gentlemen, I want to preface this by explaining that my mother instilled in me, at a young age, a hatred for women.

I have recently gone Monk after my final failed relationship. Now, she's actually a great woman on her own accord, but, as evidenced throughout history, women do not fit into nor benefit (a) man's purpose. We were able to split amicably, in the end, but during that split things got heated and I eventually told her that I'm done fighting for the money I've invested in our relationship and our house. Intending to marry, I gave her all the benefits with none of the liabilty. Lesson learned.

So I came to the realization that I was going to have to pay her, her "half," rather than spend years challenging her. She was being nasty and I finally calmed down despite her screaming and said, "Okay. You want half. You will get half. Like a whore, a hooker, I will pay you to make you leave. I am now going to give you half, of any profits, and you will be responsible for half of any losses." That's right. You want half of the house, but I just stopped caring to avoid a loss of any kind. Her attitude changed. Big fucking deal. Because what I said next has her shook. "Karma works for me."

Fast forward. I sold the house and she didn't dispute it. She got her half. A week later and she calls me to tell me her migraines, which started two days after she told me she's leaving, have caused memory loss and brain damage and they are getting worse day by day. Supposedly she may lose her job due to headcount reductions, too. Is any of this true? I don't care to find out. None of my business, not worth giving this vampire more of my energy.

"That's unfortunate. I warned you not to fuck with me. Karma is ruthless." I've left her on read. The texts are vicious - her true colors.

Gentlemen, I just needed to share this turn of events, but let me leave you with this:

Do you. Don't seek vengeance. They, the women, will tear each other apart and will eat one another for the slightest hint of an advantage. And if they don't kill each other, the universe will make things right. Get your asses into the gym. Get your diet in check. Learn. Fill your mind. Focus on the things that no one can steal from you except God and The Devil - Your physical and mental health, and the knowledge you consume. Third: Build esteem and wealth.

Good luck.