On my gf's birthday I gave her a necklace that I spent $400 on. I wasn't expecting her to spend the same as me, but I was expecting something.
Here's how it went down. After dinner she asked me if I was ready for my gift, I said yes and she started giving me oral. She doesn't like giving oral and I'm ok with it. She was giving bad oral and honestly I just wanted her to stop, then she gets up and pulls me into my room and we have sex.
I feel disappointed. I don't think sex is a gift. I didn't expect a gift that was equal to what I spent, but I wanted a least something.
[–]gtowerthrowaway35 points36 points37 points (4 children) | Copy Link
She gave him a bad bj, lol.
[–]Docbear6419 points20 points21 points (0 children) | Copy Link
That awkward moment where he could have spent half to a quarter of that and gotten a better BJ from a complete stranger..... Happy love day or whatever though ........
[–]HM_mtl2 points3 points4 points (1 child) | Copy Link
At least, a bad gift with bill you can get a refund if you didn’t like it. But, a bad bj... you can’t do shit.
[–]gtowerthrowaway2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
There's nothing worse than a bad bj. It's like, ok, this is supposed to be as good as it gets. But - ow! - she's doing it all wrong. But it's a bj, I can't stop this! Suck, you moron. What's so difficult? Dammit, this is horrible!
The mental anguish.
[–]BoskOfPortKar0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
That is an expensive one...
Hope she let some skin.
[–]andreas-mgtow15 points16 points17 points (0 children) | Copy Link
Maybe that's what she usually charges for a bad blowjob and sex.
[–]angelojch6 points7 points8 points (1 child) | Copy Link
She should have turned to her after sex and ask "So how about that gift now?"
[–]EfficientBadger2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
She'd get mad and post vague quotes about him on social media of how uncaring he is. How dare he expect reciprocation in a relationship!
[–]Fantoche_Dreemurr5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
Women always monetize sex. Once she starts trading gifts for sex, that means his sex life is completely dry.
[–]OChinchinLordofDark1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
She is a mistress?
[–]SavvyMillennial3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
$400 is way too much. No good deed goes unpunished.
[–]ovrload3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
Sweetie. You’re not entitled to sex. You should be happy that I’m giving you pleasure on such a special occasion. Now run along and buy me some more my lovely billy 💖 😻😽😘 and keep the oven on, Tyrone is coming over at 8!
[–]Trots042 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
Major red flag
[–]magx011 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL. Her gift is for her. His gift is for him....and her.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
He could've just given her this necklace) and save $400. Jeez.
[–]pingpongdong100 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol, take the necklace back and dump her. If you think things will get better, you're delusional.