This machine is infinitely cheaper than a woman, and gives you more than she ever will... Technology has caught up to (and exceeded) what women can do for men. This is truly the era for MGTOW.

Docbear64 · 2019-09-18T00:53:30+00:00

I read a bit about this my initial interest was of course pure perversion but then I was curious about how one constructs a blowjob AI .. the white paper they have about the whole process and research was pretty fascinating honestly from a nerd standpoint.

westnblue · 2019-09-18T02:20:59+00:00

Just started shipping https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/autoblow-a-i-replicates-human-oral-sex-techniques#/

betterforitall · 2019-09-18T01:16:35+00:00

Does it play seventies-style porn music while it's sucking your dick?

meeselbon573 · 2019-09-18T02:46:38+00:00

Saving this post to come back later and check for reviews.

formerlydeaddd · 2019-09-18T05:46:02+00:00

But does it run to the bathroom and puke when you cum

digolbick777 · 2019-09-18T03:10:19+00:00

Where do I buy this?

ZuruiK · 2019-09-18T02:40:41+00:00

So is it good ?

luvidepenu · 2019-09-18T09:36:34+00:00

Hi Op, I'd also like to hear about it when your unit arrives. Thanks.

Deadlyxxsinn1 · 2019-09-18T00:55:47+00:00

For the $160 they're selling it for it better clean itself for me

Slapnuts711 · 2019-09-18T01:04:25+00:00

Amazon reviews are not great, unfortunately.

CognPsycNeurScie · 2019-09-18T19:40:11+00:00

It's complaining that defines women. It's problem solving that defines men. Love it how men solve the problem of women complaining!

HumanzDisgustMe · 2019-09-19T03:11:47+00:00

Thank God it is finally here! Head without the fucking headache!

Loreze · 2019-09-18T03:24:13+00:00

I think it’s SO damn funny that OP just pre-ordered a damn robot blowjob machine. That’s golden. Also, I just realized that shit costs $750. Wow...eating ramen right now as I’m typing this with $200 in the bank.

digolbick777 · 2019-09-18T07:45:55+00:00

I've had one ages ago was complete rubbish. Never even got me off and it didn't even feel good.

[deleted] · 2019-09-18T20:13:28+00:00

Do me a favor, take a tape measure to the interior of the sleeves and tell me the depth of the sleeve and the width of the orifice. I could not find the specs on their site. All I saw is that their sleeves fit supposedly everyone. That would be nice. I have looked at different units that were basically the same idea. But none of the sleeves were deep enough or wide enough to accommodate me. All the ones I was looking at cost in the neighborhood of $100-150. I don't want to drop that kind of cash and bottom out with 1.5-2.5 inches left because the sleeve is not deep enough or the orifice is not wide enough.

MrMagtow · 2019-09-18T18:04:09+00:00

"The Perfect Blowjob" - that would assume that all dicks are the same - which they aren't.

This isn't math. No dick is the same as any other dick. anyone who has done AI knows this boast is rubbish, and if you've paid for this contraption, hopefully your dick is like a dick from one of the porn movies they trained the AI on (which was fake anyway because the fluffers keep the guy hard until he's ready for the money shot).

Bad data in, bad data (baby batter?) out.

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