Good comebacks?

o0perfect0o · 2019-01-22T19:04:15+00:00

Had an ex say some stupid shit I couldn't believe. I told her, " just remember who wrapped that smart mouth around my dick."

That shut her up.

DangZagnut · 2019-01-22T19:02:17+00:00

"I'm sure to you, all dicks feel small"

Women don't cry, it's a throw away insult. "Small dick". Who cares. If I listened to every woman who said I had a small dick I'd never remember to ghost them the next day.

Disbursed-operant · 2019-01-22T19:03:13+00:00

Best is to not bother with going into those kinds of snappy comebacks.

Watch how Jordan Peterson or Stefan Molyneux react to feminists trying to engage in gotcha games or other insulting little jabs.

The way I deal with it is to smile, and ask them why women resort to insulting masculinity of the other person when they've lost an argument on its merits?

Watch the hamster go into meltdown.

They do these attacks because they've lost intellectually, so making an emotionally based attack is the thing they have to resort to.

Or just a simple "sticks and stones", followed by bringing the argument back on track, like a boss."

They just cant handle it, and it will make them absolutely crazy.

selfism_mike · 2019-01-22T18:57:52+00:00

Accuse her of sexual harrassment if she mentions things like dick size. Her comments reveal her state of mind, and you don't want to be associated with her disgusting neediness.

Marque01 · 2019-01-22T19:23:16+00:00

When your hole is that big, everyone is going to feel small to you :)

HofD7 · 2019-01-22T18:58:48+00:00

You do nothing and focus on interesting stuff instead

re_all · 2019-01-22T19:06:28+00:00

What you are requesting, is how to respond to a THOT, using THOT tactics.

And while THOTs can snipe each other with ease, it won’t work because you are a male and all your effort and energy will just give her attention, validation, and make her stronger. It will leave you drained and even more emotionally incensed, because I assure you... even if you manage to provoke a reaction you are looking for (unlikely) you still lost, because you gave her what she ultimately wanted.

You want to see them squirm and writhe?

You’ll never get that by resorting to the tactics of pigs.

Be a man, walk away...

Even better, be a MGTOW

deathtocontrollers · 2019-01-22T19:01:16+00:00

It's easy to make women feel like shit in an efficient way. Just tell them, your vagina must be really loose. Your tits must be really small. Your vagina must smell really bad. Your head must be too big for your body. Your head must be too small for your body. You must have man legs. The attractive men don't commit to you because they think you are ugly deep down inside. One day, you are going to look like an old hag. You must be gaining weight. You must have no ass. Your vagina must look like roast beef etc... Whenever they insult men, they reveal their weaknesses... They focus on the bodies and resources of men because they are shallow creatures so in their mind, bodies and resources is what matters most in life. So just attack their bodies and their ability to acquire resources... Their weaknesses is basically their means of acquiring power. If you actually know what they look like in real life, you can eviscerate them completely like Al Bundy does in Married With Children.

Mrsherby · 2019-01-22T19:18:37+00:00

My dicks big enough to shut you the fuck up. Then walk

wwstewart · 2019-01-22T19:10:21+00:00

"It is right now. Bestiality doesn't turn me on, cow."

anongogogo · 2019-01-22T19:24:57+00:00

I don't no comebacks I just ignore those cunts on youtube.

flee_market · 2019-01-22T19:36:43+00:00

She wants a response. A response means you care. Or that you at least care enough to respond.

No, the way to really bother her is to simply vanish, like a fart in the wind. She no longer exists to you. She is no longer part of your life, in any way, meaningful or otherwise.

The one thing that hurts women more than anything else is being forced to endure their own company.

HesperianDragon · 2019-01-23T00:03:44+00:00

Grin like that kid in the news. If your feeling it, chuckle softly and say "sure."

Aza383 · 2019-01-23T00:34:21+00:00

Never debate a woman

swankvagabond · 2019-01-22T19:02:25+00:00

Just smile and walk away.

kaczan3 · 2019-01-23T00:22:08+00:00

Why even talk to women?

You can't win because the game is about abusing you and they can change the rules anytime they want.

krakizwak · 2019-01-23T01:54:53+00:00

You could say, "I'm sure you say that to all the guys... since no man can get aroused by you". Or something along those lines, I'm sure you can make it better.

That said. I think the best way to really piss them off is to try to make her accountable. She is trying to avoid something by resorting to insults. Figure out what that is and target that.

thxnwy · 2019-01-23T02:08:45+00:00

I'm sorry that's the only thing you can think about.

NotAlwaysAppropriate · 2019-01-23T02:51:59+00:00

It's actually closer to one inch. Thank you! Now as I was saying...

zubbs99 · 2019-01-23T03:39:13+00:00

Tell them that "ad hominem" attacks don't help their argument, and instead undermine their credibility. They should debate the issue itself, not attack the character or characteristics of their opponent. It's articulate and logical and demonstrates the worthlessness of their shaming tactics. Also anytime you can drop a latin phrase in it adds a classy element lol.

Title	Good comebacks?
Author	WhoopiCushionberg
Upvotes	12
Comments	26
Date	January 22, 2019 6:53 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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