About to join Army

DerdyG · 2019-08-31T15:37:59+00:00

Just make sure your little paratroopers never make it to the dropzone, the fallout could be devastating.

Tailback · 2019-08-31T16:36:01+00:00

You're going to get tattoos, buy a car/truck/motorcycle at a horrific interest rate, and blow your money drinking in bars. Then you'll marry a local "exotic dancer" right before getting deployed.

Or, you workout instead of drinking, save your money, and come out with a huge wad of cash and paid tuition to college. I was guy #1 until 18 months in. Then I spent the next 3 years saving 2/3 of my paycheck.

GetGetFresh · 2019-08-31T16:39:27+00:00

Don’t join dude. You will soon find out every job in the military is glorified slavery to the chain of command with bullshit overworked hours and shitty sleepy pay days

shatterthecrystal63 · 2019-08-31T15:48:10+00:00

Hope it all goes as planned, but take this advice wherever you go in the service: no plan survives first contact.

Also, to quote Joe Rogan: "you're only in control of those good for nothing sperm that sit around camp waiting for orders. There are some special forces sperm that'll hold the flap of your underwear open screaming 'GO GO GO', that don't give a fuck about your plans for the future."

melkiorr · 2019-08-31T20:38:50+00:00

The only smart move for you is to stay away from women. To never brag about how good of a catch you are to get sex. You are a prime target. Fool, you dont control anything. You want sex, and women control it.

Either you will read and follow the warnings all over this sub, or you will let your "it cant happen to me" attitude and your d.,, rule your life. Ask any men what they think of you plan, especially military men....

I give it 2 years before you either get back to us like a prime happy mgtow living the dream, or coming back telling us how you got baby trap like an idiot.

monkeemagik · 2019-08-31T15:13:56+00:00

Let’s all hope you get to keep all your limbs so you can large it over those ‘broke 18 year olds’.

GoMake_me_a_sandwich · 2019-08-31T16:00:25+00:00

Use your own condoms all the time, never keep them where a female can access them out if your company. Always remove your own used condom, tie it and flush it. Never cum into a womans mouth unless you watch her swallow or spit it out. She can take that and put it inside her.

GoodMan_Gone · 2019-08-31T17:55:52+00:00

Seems you're living the the EU OP. I don't foresee EU going to war in the near future. Though I would never pick up weapons to fight the fight our cucks with their darkroom @sses riddled total morons in gvt. I do highly respect men who join the military. Fare you well and make @ss kickers run crying for their mommies when you're raise one eyebrow!

[deleted] · 2019-08-31T22:43:37+00:00

As long as you dont die for the wahmens rights. The USA and the UK would benefit men with some hard lessons from more male dominated cultures.

Chakra_Devourer · 2019-08-31T22:55:42+00:00

All fun and game till' you get the memo that says, "you ARE the father!"

Be careful out there, brother!

Anonymous-Samurai · 2019-09-01T15:48:33+00:00

Do calisthenics every day to keep yourself fit

You_reALittleBitch · 2019-09-01T16:13:59+00:00

Good luck with your back and knees. Seriously, take care of them at all costs.

[deleted] · 2019-08-31T15:14:08+00:00

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Leon_Q83 · 2019-08-31T17:32:26+00:00

Good luck with your plan. Also good luck with being told when to eat, sleep, and shit.

Title	About to join Army
Author	hardcorewarrior01
Upvotes	9
Comments	25
Date	August 31, 2019 3:12 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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