Yesterday I was feeling a bit down as I was alone on Christmas. Started really getting caught up thinking about having a woman around to keep me company. The feeling kept getting stronger and stronger until I realized I havent beat the ole one-eyed monster.

15 minutes later all of the loneliness was gone and the only feeling left was relief from getting the rocks off.

Long story short, if you’re getting that lonely feeling and it doesnt go away on its own - just rub one out real quick and POOF - the feeling is gone.