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[–]JihadNinjaCowboy87 points88 points89 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Put nut clarity turns me into Yoda.
[–]funknaught23 points24 points25 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Are jedi's allowed to rub one out?
[–]Garuda1ITalisman27 points28 points29 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Force handjobs
[–]HoNe5tLy_5aRcAsT1c14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Forcejobs*
[–]jonnycruz66610 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Give a fuck I don't
[–]mneff55145 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
bust nuts i have
[–]limpanlimp54 points55 points56 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That’s the truth right there! Also works on:
Should I ask that Tinder girl on a date?
[–]TheKnightRunner34 points35 points36 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bingo. Sometimes my mind wanders to "hey, let's just download Bumble or Tinder for fun again just to see what's out there these days".
Bust that nut and immediately return to the clarity/reality of "different crop of people, same BS. Keep spending time and money on productive and fun things."
[–]salvaje_mgtow246 points47 points48 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Post nut clarity needs to be something men do so we stop chasing females just cause we are horny.
[–]jonnycruz66612 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wish I always had the mindset of post nut clarity. Damn!
[–]trenos895 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Post nut clarity saves your life and money
[–]ConstantChinner34 points35 points36 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
See Donald doesn't need Daffy
[–]JihadNinjaCowboy28 points29 points30 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Daisy?
[–]BAM_Racing30 points31 points32 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why not both? 🦆🍆😩👌
[–]GizmoBerbies26 points27 points28 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I usually clear the chamber twice before going out to any kind of social events, bars, parties, etc... It really helps to keep me out of trouble and avoid giving off desperate signals.
[–]Whirrlz0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good idea
[–]bushmaster200020 points21 points22 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ya def rub one out first before making a decision about the opposite sex. Make sure the big head is doing the thinking ;)
[–][deleted] 13 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The whole Donald Duck family tree is confusing. You've got Uncle Donald, Uncle Scrooge, Daisy (who's never even mentioned in DT), the boys, and their mom Duella.
So who is the father of the three boys?
Another quality Disney family product.
[–]Throwthe88279 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Do ducks know the father in the wild?
[–]beenthere789-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well, I'm guessing could be Tyrone Duck or Chad Duck .. Don't Huey, Luey and Duey have white bodies with black beaks?
[–]Mephitus12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Some people don't think it be like it is, but it do.
[–]sir_shitfuck7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I find if I hold my nut I initially am more likely to pursue. However after time with solid meditation and mindfulness I am able to turn that energy into more productive pursuits. Going further I begin to look down upon sex and losing my seed due to how good I am feeling and how much I am achieving on a constant basis. At that stage I simply lose interest (mid 20's guy here too).
If more men instead of being dominated by their sexual urges learned to transmute them then I think the world would be a much different place. However I enjoy it now as I am able to excel in my field with ease (no bragging, completely honest).
[–]anonanyo2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I am guessing this is No Fap ideology? I have read that some swear it changes the body for the better and gives more energy.
If I could trade sexual urges for the energy and interest in pursing productive knowledge and skills, I would.
My urge for porn died down in my early 30s, so I have that going on for me. So did my desire for video games. I guess it was a trade off?
[–]sir_shitfuck3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The thing with NoFap is that those guys (the majority) are doing it so they can get laid / validation from women. When you take it one step further than the material that is where the magic happens.
[–]anonanyo0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I never understood that part of NoFap. Not fapping will only make you thirstier to get laid. To me, it seems like torture.
[–]sir_shitfuck2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's why I don't associate with NoFap. It needs to be combined with another form of mental introspection.
[–]BoredToDeathx6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's me pretty much.
[–]fleshweldermgtow4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yuuuup! 20 years old thats me everyday why do i need to go humiliate myself & try for something thats gonna cost me my sanity & alot of money most importantly waste my time.
[–]Redlantern1171 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Literally anytime I get nostalgic about past relationships, I have a quick nut; suddenly all the betrayals and pain of being kick out of my own place come flying back to my head. That clarity always brings peace of mind
[–]NohoTwoPointOh3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Kenjataimu
[–]GeekofFury1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Kenjataimu, brothers, right here.
[–]Iceaura390 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
But what if you're not a wanker?
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Get a doll.
[–]Aotp4life0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That’s so me
[–]trollonte0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol
[–]thisiskumar190 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What about us, the Nofap guys, then aren't we pristine MGTOW. Lol jk
[–]tyu45throwaway 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It be like that
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I always find this odd...but it’s the truth
[–]BarfTheChicken0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Accurate
That's me exactly every day, lol.
[–]Soycling0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
so freaking true lol
[–]annonymous930 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can confirm
[–]1783992771-4 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
My God this is fucking sad.
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