Hilarious ! Look at the comments

So girlfriend and I had just finished having sex. We were laying there just cuddling and not saying anything, I was dozing off and then she randomly said “your love for me is unconditional right?” And I mean I say that all the time so I didn’t think much of it and I said “yes, I will love you no matter what,even if you had one eye or 12 fingers” and it was clearly a joke. She kisses me but then says “ so if I turned into a donkey right now you would still love me?” .... I was confused because it was such a random question and I laughed and just said “I don’t know about that, I’d love you as a pet I guess”

She sits up and says “are you fucking serious?!” at this point I’m completely lost. I just sat there and she says “as a pet... that’s it?” I said “I mean yes.. if you were an animal... what would you expect me to do?...” she says “still love me like you just claimed that you did, it’s funny how if it were you who had transformed into a donkey I would still love you unconditionally and I would not treat you like ‘a pet’” .... I had no idea what was going on and how we even ended up in this argument. I just said “ if you were a donkey how else was I supposed to love you aside from being a pet?? Am I supposed to treat you like my girlfriend still??” She says “I’m not saying you would have to take a donkey on a date.. but you knew it was me so why would your love me suddenly change just because of my appearance?!” ... I just stopped talking because I didn’t want to say anything else wrong.

I’m just confused. She was so upset that she got her clothes on and slept on the couch. What did I say? I have no idea what exactly she was upset about. Am I not looking into this deep enough? I’m genuinely confused as to what I did and how to fix it. I don’t want to say something and make it worse.