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westnblue · 2018-12-02T17:51:00+00:00

Real story - She screwed his roommate. boyfriend found out. This was her excuse.

hominid_mgtow · 2018-12-02T17:43:27+00:00

Would someone mention under the influence of whichsubstance she was under ?

Docbear64 · 2018-12-02T18:13:52+00:00

They're using bad porn plotlines in litigation now ?

jhertzog75 · 2018-12-02T19:27:24+00:00

So the actual boyfriend found out and rather than be honest about cheating she tried to put dude in prison.

Whitegamerinc_Twitch · 2018-12-02T17:40:33+00:00

Lol. Just lol.

Why_should_I_mayne · 2018-12-03T01:00:25+00:00

Obviously she's a degenerate slut, but I don't feel bad for that trash "friend", just another example of how revolting beta simps will do anything (betray, steal, kill) for pussy, they are just as much a problem

Cosmohig · 2018-12-03T02:12:57+00:00

I'm glad his identity is hidden. This is also a post from another sub, and it's very popular. A lot of people are furious. All I can say is I don't believe her, I'm guessing the police didn't either.

SpecJoeMagic · 2018-12-03T01:55:01+00:00

Oh sure, it was an easy mistake to make. I can’t tell you how many times that I’ve accidentally had sex with the wrong person. It’s such a common occurrence that her story is very believable.

ThrowawayGhostGuy1 · 2018-12-02T17:45:19+00:00

😂😂😂

MaestroLogical · 2018-12-03T07:45:14+00:00

It happens!!

At least it happened to me in 2003. I was at the beach with 6 of my friends and my gf. We all went in together for a swank condo. So everything goes routinely until the 3rd night.

It's late, half of our group is still out drinking when me and my gf decide to call it an early night. We get back and I hop in the shower while my gf gets ready for bed.

After the shower I decide to step out back to smoke. 15 minutes later (Was a good blunt) I come back in, I hear the shower running as I walk past and assume our other friends returned. I get to our room and undress in the dark and crawl in bed. I no sooner lie down than my girls reaching back and grabbing for me...

So I do what we normally do and start rubbing up on her and get things going. I just finish sliding it in when I hear her moan and it doesn't sound right quite right. I'm half asleep and stoned though so I disregard and start pumping.

a few strokes in the door opens and the light turns on! I twist my head to look and see my gf's mortified face, hair still dripping.

In this moment my gf's best friend rolls over, see's me, screams and jumps startles herself right out of the bed from the shock! Falling to the floor with a thud. I'm speechless and 100% confused. Fear and panic rushing over me as my mind reels for answers and excuses.

Hearing the commotion her bf comes running upstairs. It's the sound of his feet hitting the stairs hard that worries me the most. Before my gf can say or react, before her friend can start attacking me my immediate fear is the fact that her bf was a real hot head and just a passing aquantance of mine. We hadn't been getting a long already and I just knew I was seconds away from fighting for my life with my dick swinging in the breeze!

He gets to the top of the hall and freezes at the sight of my gf standing there in nothing but a towel. He mumbles and then she laughs and says she saw a spider! My eyes lock with a wide confused look. He scoffs and strolls back to his beer.

I'm unable to look at 'my victim' from fear but when she too starts laughing I finally un-tense and the shock starts to subside.

Finally breathing again I run through what just happened. My gf explains she got ready for bed but felt icky from the sand and wanted a quick shower. Her friend was fucked up and half passing out when they got back and simply passed out in the wrong room (in fairness we had just switched rooms the 2nd night so Shannon could be closer to the bathroom)

When I crawled in bed she thought I was her bf and reacted accordingly and you read the rest.

I'm fairly positive the only reason this ended up working out with no drama was because;

I'd already slept with Shannon, as we'd dated before I met my gf.

My gf wasn't wanting anything longterm, just a summer bf.

My gf saw me as a Chad she was lucky to nab.

It was 2003 and feminism still hadn't morphed into the hydra it is today.

She did slap me when I 'jokingly' mentioned a threesome. Seeing as there was someone downstairs that wouldn't be participating it's probably a good thing she did.

Yea I know, made up bs, 'that happened' blah blah... Sometimes life really can be interesting! I don't share this often because of how porn plot it is but I don't care anymore, either believe it or not.

satansbarbedcock · 2018-12-02T23:41:56+00:00

Lol. Slut

toerrisbadsyntax · 2018-12-03T00:06:41+00:00

Hah.. Indiana says its okay to pull a "revenge of the nerds" on the girl

If anyone remembers the movie... Remember when..

^ OK in indiana!

MeHaveAssBurgers · 2018-12-03T02:48:27+00:00

The comment section in the original post is cancerous my lord. My first time i ever go into buzz feed twitter and even in a long time ever go into twitter at all. Are people that fucking stupid? I wouldnt even fall for this shit. She obviously knew who she was fucking.

DatBoiGames · 2018-12-03T04:22:30+00:00

What

badsnakex3 · 2018-12-03T03:24:56+00:00

Of course is fucking Ball State. All the crazies go there.

Curious_Oogway · 2018-12-03T05:29:32+00:00

It is difficult to keep track when you sleep with more than 30 chads. It could really be an honest mistake.

CryingHappyMonkey · 2018-12-03T07:54:08+00:00

How the hell to you know know who your own BF is???

Vegebanana · 2018-12-03T08:57:19+00:00

College rape victim is female Florida man.

klim_milk · 2018-12-03T07:03:11+00:00

How bad at lying can she be? Evidently, she doesn't have to be very good because there are so many white knights ready to fall for such dumb crap. These same know-it-alls who are skeptical about everything, lose that ability when some thot cries wolf (and there is no wolf).

Title	Something
Author	MushroomMGTOW
Upvotes	117
Comments	30
Date	December 2, 2018 5:37 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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