So I was jogging through my local woods and I was stopped by some 16 year old thugs.... now... having lived that life, I made fools out if them and made them realise how lucky they were that I was in a good mood. Next thing you know some full lipped, full bodied blonde made my acquaintance and she insisted that she stay by my side... now look, I order stuff off dark web and this blonde haired blue eyed princess wanted to follow me home... we snorted some coke and smoked some weed and I gave her 100% in bed.... and now as I'm typing this she is telling me that she's 15......................... I'm in the toilet typing this.... what do I do?? HELP!!