I asked my wife if I was the only one she ever slept with. She said yes...

ZeroBlink · 2019-03-31T16:45:32+00:00

a fine story to tell, to your wife's children

wsuofd · 2019-03-31T17:45:24+00:00

Thanks for that lol

Stabby66 · 2019-03-31T21:02:20+00:00

alternative punchline: what she did with all the others definitely wasn't sleeping

Gibits · 2019-03-31T17:59:08+00:00

😂😂

CoinSwapTrader · 2019-03-31T17:55:37+00:00

hahaha

justanotherdude112 · 2019-03-31T22:52:29+00:00

Sacrificing yourself for a meme. Hero right here.

2019-03-31T21:48:21+00:00

Ouch. lol...

Bartand · 2019-03-31T22:37:09+00:00

Ye$?

deadBeefCafe2014 · 2019-03-31T22:38:13+00:00

All the other guys were wide awake.

White_Mlungu_Capital · 2019-03-31T22:52:44+00:00

Blahhh hahaha hahhaha

Women cannot give an honest number even if they wanted to because their emotional brains give the answer they think the room demands and they honestly discount men they slept with if 1 was gay, if 1 she had a tummy ache with and the other she drank too much and "he took advantage of me". I went to a private catholic school and in grade 12 religion class, a well know slut asked the religious teacher who was also a priest, and who I had previously held in high regard as I was considering become a priest, "Can a woman reclaim her virginity after she lost it" he said "of course". This was a 17 year old child who had slept with close to a dozen of my classmates. Now that she is in the world and some chump won't know who she is, just see her long black hair, stunning blue eyes and pretty face, you think he is going to not believe his wife is a beautiful virgin?

The best test if a woman is a virgin would obviously be to have a doctor examine her hymen, or if she bleed alot during the first time you two had sex. If that was impossible to determine, your next best bet would be to judge her general actions when you get into the bed the FIRST TIME. Did you have to give her step by step instructions like someone who didn't know what she was doing? Or was she doing backflips on your penis and pulling advanced sex moves and riding your cock like a female horse jockey? Did she know what lube and condoms were, or did you have to do everything yourself. Did she just stand around kinda clueless waiting for you to make every move, or did she initiate things occasionally.

Anything more than a starfish/deadfish on the first night, there is a 95% chance she is not a virgin because she will be so nervous and clueless she won't want to do anything to screw it up.

I have been with a virgin, and it was obvious in her actions, not in her words, in that she was completely clueless and went very silent when I whipped out the penis until she complained of the pain. I've been with women who lied about being virgins, it was also obvious, their actions will betray their words. While women are good liars, they are terrible at keeping them up.

The kind of questions you must ask are what is the closest to sex you ever been before sex? Did you ever kiss? Blow job,? suck on nipples? not even of your female friends? handjob? etc.

zombie160196 · 2019-04-01T11:09:56+00:00

Why the fuck are people getting married anyway?

john21232 · 2019-03-31T23:36:20+00:00

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Title	I asked my wife if I was the only one she ever slept with. She said yes...
Author	john21232
Upvotes	150
Comments	23
Date	March 31, 2019 4:34 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/b7plvv/i_asked_my_wife_if_i_was_the_only_one_she_ever/
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