Logical, non offensive reasons I can tell workmates and family members as to why I don’t get married.

Infinitewisdom1984 · 2018-09-13T23:34:56+00:00

Just say you haven't found the right one and since you're very religious you don't like to just casually date as that usually entails physical intimacy that you're uncomfortable with outside of marriage.

hermopietrobon · 2018-09-13T23:30:11+00:00

Yeah, I got one:

I'm not into cuckoldry.

Blissbynature · 2018-09-14T00:35:44+00:00

Logic is offensive nowadays.

How about telling them you can't get married because then you would be obligated to have sex and that would spoil your semen retention superpowers.

hart-r · 2018-09-13T23:45:47+00:00

‘I’m super busy and focusing on me for a while’

RareForevernk · 2018-09-14T00:00:29+00:00

I dont want to unnecessarily complicate my life at this time. I'm doing well.

vega-mgtow · 2018-09-13T23:28:28+00:00

"I have dedicated myself to the Lord, His Noodliness. May His Holy (meat) Balls be upon you all. Arrrrrr".

Nov51605 · 2018-09-13T23:34:47+00:00

Go to a web page that has 32 shocking divorce statistics . And also do a search for something put up by I think of sociological Association proving that women initiate 70% of divorces

Women initiate 70% of divorces.
In no fault states, no reasons are needed to initiate a divorce.
Family court systems favor women to a higher degree than they do men as far as money & property divisions.
Most marriages on average last 8 years

Therefore, with those odds, id rather take my chances on a Las Vegas casino game.

If they start pressing it further and decide to be assholes about it, start going over each of those points above but putting them in question form forcing them to answer.

" so with the indisputable facts that women initiate 70% of divorces, are you saying with that type of risk, the reward surpasses it?"

If they say yes,

" since the woman that does not need a reason to initiate a divorce, she could theoretically have a few side boyfriends and then go through with a divorce proceeding for no reason at all for initiating divorce. Does that sound like a good deal to you?"

champagne-n-pompano · 2018-09-14T00:50:48+00:00

If people were to ask me why I'm not married, I would literally and seriously start to laugh and just say, "Marriage is a horrible scam for men. Next question."

If you are in a situation where you can't be 100% honest and respond with: "I will never marry since women are basically fucking crazy and dangerous children with voting rights, and can cheat on you with the entire football team, and then take your house and kids in a divorce she initiates, plus, then make you pay for her entire life's costs and the kids for the next few decades..".. if you can't say that, then just say "that shit will never be for me, ever."

Not very "non-offensive", but these people are in a dream world fantasy land, and need to be shocked into reality with straight talk. Not some candy-coated JADE response littered with excuses and reasons. Fuck that scene, and just smile and say "nope".

EnslavedOpethFan053 · 2018-09-14T01:04:04+00:00

I just say I enjoy peace and quiet too much.........and money

duong9006 · 2018-09-14T01:12:25+00:00

"None of your business."

Alocaco · 2018-09-14T03:22:39+00:00

Tell the female Co-workers that marriage is against your religion, if they tell you 'that's stupid', report them to HR for discrimination.

801735 · 2018-09-13T23:29:31+00:00

No need to explain yourself at all. IF (but you don't) you 'have to', I'd recommend asking them "Why?". Then after a month or so of their loud blinking, thank them and tell them the truth, you'll think about it. But no need to explain yourself at all. It's none of their goddarn business. If they continue with their aggression (workmates), report to HR and press charges.

2018-09-14T00:10:50+00:00

I had something good for this.. I forgot though. Say you feel like you have something really important to do in life and a wife and kids would stop you from bettering the world. Or you can say women are trouble if you're feeling risky (;

IsThatAll · 2018-09-14T03:24:06+00:00

I just say I'm focusing on my career and achieving financial independence which is the truth, just not all of it.

No need to unnecessarily get into reasons that give people a reason to get upset, belittle, or try to find you a nice woman, its not worth the noise

ThrowawayGhostGuy1 · 2018-09-14T05:36:17+00:00

Too busy to commit.

ilikerelish · 2018-09-14T09:41:28+00:00

Nice weather we are having.... If they persist just keep randomly choosing other topics to abruptly change the subject. Most will figure out that they are overstepping you boundary, and stop talking about it.

2018-09-13T23:30:09+00:00

It’s like I tell grandma, DEEZ HOES AINT LOYAL

thoth5431 · 2018-09-14T00:01:53+00:00

"I haven't met anyone I want to marry." Shrug, and walk away.

suhdude987 · 2018-09-14T00:30:36+00:00

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aanvalskanon · 2018-09-14T00:46:01+00:00

You have to lie, "I haven't found the right person yet."

ResidentTruck · 2018-09-14T04:41:35+00:00

Tell them you were married, it was the best weekend of your life and when she was run over by that bus full of Elvis impersonators outside Caesar's Palace, it was the most traumatic thing you've ever been through and you'd thank them very much to never bring up the subject again.

Title	Logical, non offensive reasons I can tell workmates and family members as to why I don’t get married.
Author	suhdude987
Upvotes	15
Comments	39
Date	September 13, 2018 11:26 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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