Cuckadoodledoo

ZergSuperHighway · 2019-03-17T09:54:56+00:00

This is a man making the critical mistake of catering to a child's every whim; except this child has the ability and capacity to completely ruin his life. He's treading dangerous waters and has no idea he's even on the wrong path.

DangZagnut · 2019-03-17T07:47:01+00:00

Lazy, not afraid. All a girl has to do is fake victimhood, appeal to a big strong man who she lets fuck her, and that jackass will go shovel snow at 4am like a fucking jackass.

One act play

Her: It's hot, or cold, I don't know, whichever makes the most sense.

Me: So go change the thermostat, stop waking me up without a blow job.

Her: But I'm scared and a monster might get me!

Me: It's going to seem like I'm smothering you with this pillow, but just go with it. You want to deal with the monster in the hallway? Or the nightmare in your bed?

Her: You're an asshole.

Me: Yes, but I fucked yours last night.

SCTN230 · 2019-03-17T12:50:36+00:00

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meerita · 2019-03-17T13:12:41+00:00

Cuck level suicide after knowing tyrone personal termostate on gf's vagina every weekend.

LJHova · 2019-03-17T08:40:53+00:00

Unless you proceeded to fuck her while you were awake, you are a failure. Also, you're an idiot if you're getting out of bed to adjust the thermostat ever.

Blogginginvicecity · 2019-03-17T15:51:11+00:00

Lol. And crack addicts say the same thing

I got woken up at 4:30 because my 23 year old grown ass crack addiction was too hungry to keep sleeping without a hit and I'm still awake because of it and lemme tell ya I wouldn't trade that white girl for the world

Hmmm. People don't make jokes about things they respect and find normal and boring. This joke is a complaint.

When I help a homeless guy out and it's some real shit, I don't go joking afterwards if I take what I'm doing seriously and don't think it was wierd or unusual. Guy has a red flag going up in his head. He's not joking to lighten the situation for someone else, he's lightening it for himself. Some subconscious shit.

realChebz · 2019-03-17T17:20:04+00:00

You wouldn't trade? Who said she's yours to trade? She will dump your sorry ass and move on once upgrade is available.

salvaje_mgtow · 2019-03-17T15:25:34+00:00

This is why men die before women do cause they stress us out so they can feel better all the time

KaitouNala · 2019-03-17T16:49:06+00:00

Not a cuck... that we know of from just this, he's just a SIMPle man.

FritzLn · 2019-03-17T16:13:13+00:00

Vagina

Harzul · 2019-03-17T18:48:35+00:00

all i see is a bitch...

brother_dreadly · 2019-03-17T22:42:14+00:00

You wouldn't trade her for the world.

But, she's going to trade you for the "next best thing."

Fantoche_Dreemurr · 2019-03-17T22:59:40+00:00

Always remember that women have the mental capacity of a child.

Title	Cuckadoodledoo
Author	canieatyourbootylol
Upvotes	232
Comments	32
Date	March 17, 2019 7:35 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/b22tv9/cuckadoodledoo/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/cuckadoodledoo.497231 https://theredarchive.com/post/497231

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