I'm on there for pump and dump, every now and then I get a high maintenance lass swipe right just to reject me. In the great words of Anakin Skywalker "this is where the fun begins" the following is a transcript

Her "ha, you wish"

Me "Nah I'm good you got them crazy eyes"

Her "what do you mean?"

Me " it's like a beacon to keep us blokes away, e.g. we're together and you see me texting someone called Jessica so you grab one of my hoodies set it on fire and ask me who the hell Jessica is, Jessica is my sister"

Me "I don't want to buy a hoodie everytime we have an argument hoodies are expensive"

Her " you think you're funny? Fuck you"

Me " if you can't take shit love, don't talk it"

Her " whatever ratface"

Me "Who hurt you? 😂"

She unmatched me after that wanted it to keep going but man that felt good. She was a 10 too. It really doesn't compute when you reject them back.