I was married to a gym rat. Gym goers know the type: one of the few girls that hangs out at the free weight section and does squats 3 times a week. Think of Sofia Vergara but with much nicer legs.

Divorced for a year and a half but when I try to talk to other girls I just lose interest because they don't measure up. I was in the middle of the deed recently and just couldn't get hard because the girl had a gut. I ended up just leaving.

Sometimes I feel like just going back to her. Then I come to my senses but this going back and forth is driving me crazy. What to do?

Fri - I divorced her because she called the cops on me during an argument