I went up to my local gym to sign up for a membership earlier today. while filling out some forms, two of the school slags walked past. the following ensued

"what the fuck? what are you doing here"

"signing up? Is there something wrong with that?"

"working out isn't going to make us like you"

"why are you so sure I'm trying to make you like me"

scoffs "why else would you be here you ugly dog"

they both laugh

in the mind of a female, everything a male does must somehow relate to her otherwise there's no point in doing it.