Miss America Replaces Swimsuit Competition with Homemaking Competition

801735 · 2018-07-31T21:40:42+00:00

With the way things are spiraling down, I'm going to Miss America. ]=)

2018-07-31T21:31:02+00:00

That's incorrect. They will have to discuss feminist theory. And ratings will tank.

Iirc a number of the state's organizations have filed lawsuits against the current mgt.

Fate_Flex · 2018-07-31T21:42:53+00:00

How many woman will pass the "listen intently to your man" phase?

hamburgerstake · 2018-07-31T21:38:37+00:00

Do "The Laundry" oh yeah!

Perrero · 2018-07-31T22:26:58+00:00

Lol, the solution is more sexist, I can’t believe this was suggested by a feminist. Also, there is nothing wrong with the swimsuit competition. Look at the first woman in the pic for example, she has post-wall face but nice swole abs that she gets to showcase in the swimsuit. Dressed up she’s got nothing on a younger and prettier contestant, unless it was a weightlifting competition.

MGMOWNow1978 · 2018-07-31T22:29:28+00:00

Haaahaha!!!! Haha! Hahaha! Best thing I've read today, thanks, haha!

hellabad · 2018-07-31T22:38:19+00:00

now get in the kitchen!

User-31f64a4e · 2018-07-31T22:57:36+00:00

Miss America should get Trump to run it. He's good with pageants!

PhantomCowboy · 2018-07-31T22:23:27+00:00

hilarity ensues

Red_pilledman · 2018-07-31T23:08:37+00:00

This is actually hilarious better than that validation contest they were having.

2018-08-01T02:59:28+00:00

“Today’s generation of women just don’t know how to cook and clean like their grandmothers,” stated Regina Hopper, Miss America Organization’s president and chief executive officer, “so we’re taking Miss America in a revolutionary new direction and empowering women by turning them into good housewife material.”

OMG the insanity has horseshoed.

Wondering_Z · 2018-08-01T11:26:51+00:00

Being a housewife is empowered now. It's literally a full fuckin circle!

rockorbe2002 · 2018-08-01T00:22:30+00:00

I have mixed reactions about this. On the one hand (and I'm basing it on the pic above), maybe it's for the best that they got rid of the swimsuit competition. I mean, those chicks above don't really look that feminine to begin with. The one on the left in red actually looks like a dude. I bet these chicks spend most of their time at the gym, at the tanning salon, or at their plastic surgeon.

Which leads me to my second point. Again, do you really think modern women have time for "homemaking"? How many pies has Gretchen Carlson baked? I'm going to say no, since she probably spent too much time eating the cookie dough of every Fox News executive out there. Plus there's already a channel that may feature hot women cooking. It's called the Food Network.

MGTOW-Balance · 2018-08-01T07:07:53+00:00

"Miss America Replaces Swimsuit Competition with Homewrecking Competition"

ok, nooowwwww the title is correct

RadicalAsceticMonk · 2018-08-01T13:01:06+00:00

Will they be judged by the quality of the sandwich they make?

Yggalf · 2018-08-01T22:28:11+00:00

IT HAS BEGUN BROTHERS. Their downfall is approaching. xD

Title	Miss America Replaces Swimsuit Competition with Homemaking Competition
Author	spitfitt
Upvotes	32
Comments	18
Date	July 31, 2018 9:28 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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