I went in to cash up with a manager before I went home. Dude was moaning about how his girlfriend left him to do baby duties all night, complaining of a sore head or some other weak, puerile crap many of us have put up with before. This is despite her having a year of maternity leave and knowing the dude is coming in for a 12 hour shift where the work can be physically demanding.

I cashed up and said with a shit eating grin: "I don't envy you, man. I'm 36, have no debt, no kids, no woman, and certainly no cry." and left.

I also warn the young men that work there of the wiles of women.

That is all.