No humblebrag because she's a 3.5/10 AT BEST (and I'm not proud of it), but I railed this girl about a month ago. I didn't plan on it happening, but she pursued me hardcore and she promised it wouldn't be weird and there'd be no strings attached and she wouldn't freak out after. I knew she was a liar, but I got too drunk one weekend and she came over the second I asked and we had the WORST sex ever. She, as you can predict, went full retard after. She blew up my phone like crazy and she started telling people I was her boyfriend. When I caught wind of it, you already know I put the kibosh on that shit and I cut off contact completely. She started talking mad shit about me in all kinds of circles after, telling people I lied to her and said I loved her, I have a little dick, can't fuck my way out of a paper bag, whatever, typical scorned bitch remarks. It was irrelevant to me though, as long as she's out of my life.

Fast forward to about a week ago, and a co worker of mine asks about her and how things went between us because he's been talking to her. He emphasized he wanted me to be straight up, so I gave him my unfiltered opinion, and told him to run the fuck the other way because the awful sex won't be worth the hell after and she's two-faced as, well, Two Face.

I go into work today and see that retard having lunch with her in our breakroom, canoodling like a couple and yucking like hyenas over God knows what. It's not that I'm disappointed, I could not physically care less about what that moron does or who he dips his wick in, but it agitates me that this prick had the gall to ask me to be straight up with him, then COMPLETELY disregard it. Might as well have spoken to a brick wall.

First and last time I give the time of day to a simp. They're just as bad as women.