Why would you want to get married when your wife is guaranteed to get old and ugly? Studies have shown that men of all ages all want the same thing: a hot, fertile, 21-23 year old with a sexy body. When you get married she’s hot for maybe 5-10 years, then she gets old and rapidly loses her looks.

While her value rapidly declines, you must continue to support her monetarily, and she has a claim on half your assets for the rest of your life.

Who the hell would agree to such a terrible deal? Yeah she's hot now but you need to have a bit of foresight, the majority of your marriage will be stuck to a post-wall, menopausal hag.