Superbitch mother tries to get school to ban Sleeping Beauty because she never consented to being kissed.

BookusRecommendicus · 2017-11-25T18:57:13+00:00

Why would anyone here be upset at the removal of delusional princess fairytales from schools?

These stories are a big part of how every little girl is indoctrinated to believe she's a Special Amazing Princess who is entitled to a miraculous fantasy life at the expense of some man.

R00TT00R · 2017-11-26T00:19:40+00:00

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DIXIE_WEHRWOLF · 2017-11-25T23:14:39+00:00

Disney was a pedo, fuck that guy

MGTOWrath · 2017-11-26T02:35:13+00:00

I say good. Ban all the princess movies before your daughters get brainwashed into thinking she's something better than she really is. The big problem about that movie isn't that she gets kissed without consent, it's that she sits on her ass doing nothing while the man does all the work.

Give me a Sleeping Beauty who ends up dying in that tower because her Prince was too busy slamming whores for free before going home to his awesome castle.

NietzscheExplosion · 2017-11-25T22:06:37+00:00

I was waiting for this one and snow white too.

2017-11-26T04:32:35+00:00

There are versions of sleeping beauty where the price had to do alot more than kiss her to wake her. Let's just say if it was today's world it would have been all #metoo, him in prison, life on the registry, and paying child support.

I think a kiss is acceptable given the alternative versions

OldRoad · 2017-11-26T12:33:00+00:00

Here's how you fix the "Sleeping Beauty" cartoon for modern times.

Just change the ending! As the Prince is about to kiss "Sleeping Beauty," some nerdy guy in glasses goes, "You can't kiss her! She can't give consent!"

Prince: "Oh my, I guess you're right!"

Someone else: "But the kiss is the only way to break the curse!"

Nerdy guy: "Doesn't matter! He can't do it!"

Prince: "Do you think she would have consented, if she could, to break the curse?"

Nerdy guy: "NO! NO! NO! Stop it! What's wrong with you? You're making excuses! Don't even think about doing it!"

Prince: "My, I guess that's it then!"

Instrumental classical flute music slowly plays. We see speeded-up video of the seasons passing, as Sleeping Beauty remains in suspended "animation" (huh huh). We see the Prince become king, sit on the throne, get old. The seasons start passing faster and faster, until the video becomes a blur. The castle erodes away, leaving Sleeping Beauty asleep on the ground.

Then we see a space picture of the Sun becoming a Red Giant star and absorbing the Earth. Sleeping Beauty floats off into space, out of the solar system, and into cold empty darkness. Gradually, we see the stars in the background burn out, as the universe approaches heat death of the universe. The "camera" zooms in on Sleeping Beauty's atoms, which break down into sub-atomic particles, which further break down. The cartoon ends with a completely dark empty screen.

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bacare · 2017-11-26T01:18:57+00:00

Why are you complaining, as MGTOW every time they complain like this it gives us more power... like seriously, I hope the feminists force the blue pills to live like us. at the rate we're going i give it less than a decade before male prostitutes are making more money than females... there is no doubt that she consented when you hand her a receipt.

hollybegin · 2017-11-26T05:20:56+00:00

Why not, in the name of inclusivity, turn the sleeping beauty into a transgendered-aromasexual-bullshitkin-fat accepting-lesbiano something? Don't forget lot of tattoos and blue hairs!

RighteousSouljah · 2017-11-26T10:39:47+00:00

Let the feminist "protect" her keeping her under her curse and FOREVER BRAINDEAD AND ASLEEP. Typical feminist modern woman.

Title	Superbitch mother tries to get school to ban Sleeping Beauty because she never consented to being kissed.
Author	R00TT00R
Upvotes	70
Comments	15
Date	November 25, 2017 6:42 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/7fh2af/superbitch_mother_tries_to_get_school_to_ban/
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