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[–]throwitofftheboat10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No. No no no. You look like a dork and it's blurry as shit. Change it to something that is not goofy, preferably something candid. A clear picture of you hanging out with some people maybe. Really anything but that.
[–]TheDialecticParadox4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeesh.
There is a lot wrong with this.
First, when you take a pic like this, it screams:
'I have no friends (social proof) and have to take a picture of myself alone in my room.'
A girl is going to look at the backdrop of that photo and think you're boring as fuck. No-one wants to see your room; unless it's filled with piles of cash and hookers (see dan bilzerian for inspiration).
Second, that suit doesn't fit you and it looks like it's from an op-shop. If you can't afford a good-quality tailored suit, then don't put pictures up of you wearing a suit.
Third, your pose makes you look like a total dweeb. If the pic was of you at a party, surrounded by 6's, you might have gotten away with that pose.
So things to remember:
Don't use selfies unless it's of you skydiving or capturing some fucking awesome scenery off the top of a mountain.
Next time you hang out at a party, take a group selfie with the hottest chicks there. Bonus points if they're looking at you and/or smiling
Don't wear clothes that don't fit you
Think of all the coolest/alpha guys you know and look at how they act in photos of themselves, especially group photos, and copy them.
Take a pic of you doing garden work or kayaking or something with your shirt off, showing off your huge pecs and tanned abs. If you're not ripped then ignore this.
This all may be a lil extreme and a lot of effort, but online dating is brutal unless you're in the top 15%. If you're not, women will only talk to you for validation, unless you pull off some god-level text game to compensate for your lacking pictures. Or you can lower your standards for hamplanets and psycho single mums.
Good luck.
[–]SirSmokesAlott5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Your jacket aint even on right it's puckered and flared at bottom (dosnt fit right) . And why that dumb hand to chin pose. Just stooppppppp
P. S barbie is giving you rectal exam
[–]Reddthrown3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is a joke, right?
[–]tuxedoburrito2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
0.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Here's some advice:
Go outside, or be with friends, but being alone in a shabby room makes you look like a basement dweller. Wear fitting clothes. Stop doing heroin, you look pretty good body wise,and heroin will just make you look ugly, and is generally bad for you. get a haircut (maybe an undercut?) and ditch the one hand to chin, one hand on hips gesture.
Go outside, or be with friends, but being alone in a shabby room makes you look like a basement dweller.
Wear fitting clothes.
Stop doing heroin, you look pretty good body wise,and heroin will just make you look ugly, and is generally bad for you.
get a haircut (maybe an undercut?) and ditch the one hand to chin, one hand on hips gesture.
[–]hamsterbator0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
you look goofy and jacket looks oversized
[–]clint_bronson-1 points0 points1 point 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh you....oh you...
edit: You look like a serial killer/rapist, but i'm pretty sure that was what you were going for....oh you... wags finger
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