I've been doing the /r/nofap challenges. After three months of no porn, your brain begins to go crazy and do crazy shit. I'm gonna keep this short to leave out identifying info, Some chick from class invited me to hang out. I realized that I have to stop this bullshit in its tracks before I fuck up. I was going to go clubbing for connections with local promoters and sent her a link to the event. She immediately bought a ticket. Here's the catch: there was a buy one get one free promotion, so she had an extra ticket. I told her to send it to another guy from class - and so she did. When we got there, they immediately hit it off and the next instant she forgot about me. I met the people that I wanted, and went home. I killed two birds with one stone - this dude thinks i'm an amazing wingman, and (predictably) got her off my back. As I was leaving, I saw them making out.

She's his problem now :)