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[–]mthrowaway52108 points109 points110 points 8 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
In the past 30 days maybe
[–]balancedben 47 points48 points49 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Yep. There's no way at 22 that's all that's been there ever.
[–]manzone2235 points36 points37 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Remember a chick doesn't count anal as sex
[–]balancedben 16 points17 points18 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Many virgin chicks have taken it in the ass and given jack jobs.
[–]T00000098 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That depends, was text rape, or proximity rape involved?
[–]FreeManIsFrank6 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Nor do they count giving blowjobs, handjobs, or even tittyfucking.
[–]T00000094 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you're really lucky....
It's better to use hours or minutes for true accuracy.
[–]zyrs861 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Seriously. Girls be sluts nowadays
[–]JStheHammer 49 points50 points51 points 8 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Only 22?
[–]fuckyouredditcunts7719 points20 points21 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
That's not counting Jack Johnson's road crew.
[–]JoeBender1 6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Or the college football teams starting defensive line up.
[–]manzone224 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Choo Choo, all the aboard the fright train to pound town
[–]nikopua3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's 14 yo.
[–]verynormalsimple0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It was recently implemented, the machine learning algorithm isn't fully trained yet.
[–]Drakaris0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
On Halloween night.
[–]redditrat9943 points44 points45 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
that's not counting all the guys that didn't "count"
Having sex with ______ didn't count because....
[+][deleted] 8 years ago [recovered] (3 children) | Copy Link
They need to be hole specific.
[–]davebrain14 points15 points16 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
looked pretty specific to me
[–]Best_Crisis_Actor13 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
I'm hitting the up arrow cause you're totally right. Total poop shoot indicator. I just was making a quip about the sausage wallet being close enough that we needed to add a location.
[–]Best_Crisis_Actor10 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Awww, bless your heart.
[–]betternotsettle14 points15 points16 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
22 * sqrt(n),
where n is the Waist-Hip-Ratio (WHR) * Body-Mass-Index (BMI)
So, a healthy Waist-Hip-Ratio (.85) * a healthy Body Mass Index (18.5 - 25, lets just say 21 for clarity purposes)
so: 22 * sqrt(.85 * 21) = 22 * (4.225) =
92.95 cocks taken in.
[–]cmdralpha3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This mans has an algorithm for this shit kek
[–]FreeManIsFrank2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That .95 means one was just the tip.
[–]TETHTONE9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You always double the number they admit to and then add 10. . So in this case 54 dicks.
[–]shellbroth 8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That still seem incredibly low...
[–]Alternative-MGTOW5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Toggling the traffic layer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[–]JoeBender1 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Just because the city engineering department is building a freeway exit ramp and a four level parking garage inside her ass ... does not mean that she’s loose ... oh who the duck am I trying to kid. She’s had more wangs than a Chinese phone book.
[–]Onkel_Adolf1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Seen more black dicks than the toilets at Parchman
[–]Cuck-WTF5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Holy crap she's practically untouched by today's standards...
[–]Tyler7892284 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
... today
[–]ThrowawayGhostGuy12 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That’s just people who checked in
[–]SnapshillBot2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Snapshots may still be sporadic. Don't worry, it should be fixed soon.
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[–]lafingman02 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
and thats not counting her vag. zing!
[–]juniorman001 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Check in on Swarm!
[–]IFinallyWokeUpHaveU 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nothing wrong with blowing out a whore and moving on with your life. Just don't throw any money / time past getting it in.
[–]RighteousSouljah1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
With that low number for whores these days she's gotta be 14.
[–]Avyctes 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Needed a good laugh after today, thanks!
[–]kyledontcare0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So what does Google plan to do with these new spoils? Can anyone hazard to guess?
[–]fuu999 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not accurate
[–]ancap-biochemist 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
At once?
[–]RasterDeluge 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
only 22? lol.
[–]Takakazu_Kinashi0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How about a 0 to 5 star rating system.
[–]Afab67 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Great. I laughed so hard my soda came out my nose! Boy, that burns!
[–]ClearUnderstanding 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Make that 23 I want some of that delicious butt lol
[–]geocitiesuser[S] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sorry, chad and up only, and only if you're at the club at the right time.
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[–]balancedben 16 points17 points18 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]FreeManIsFrank6 points [recovered] | Copy Link
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[–]zyrs861 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]JStheHammer 49 points50 points51 points (6 children) | Copy Link
[–]fuckyouredditcunts7719 points20 points21 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]JoeBender1 6 points7 points8 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]manzone224 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]verynormalsimple0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Drakaris0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]redditrat9943 points44 points45 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[+][deleted] [recovered] (3 children) | Copy Link
They need to be hole specific.
[–]davebrain14 points15 points16 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]Best_Crisis_Actor13 points [recovered] | Copy Link
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[–]betternotsettle14 points15 points16 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]cmdralpha3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]FreeManIsFrank2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]TETHTONE9 points10 points11 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]shellbroth 8 points9 points10 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Alternative-MGTOW5 points6 points7 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]T00000094 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]JoeBender1 3 points4 points5 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]Onkel_Adolf1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Cuck-WTF5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Tyler7892284 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ThrowawayGhostGuy12 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]SnapshillBot2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]lafingman02 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]juniorman001 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]IFinallyWokeUpHaveU 1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]RighteousSouljah1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Avyctes 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]kyledontcare0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]fuu999 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ancap-biochemist 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]RasterDeluge 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Takakazu_Kinashi0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Afab67 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ClearUnderstanding 0 points1 point2 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]geocitiesuser[S] 1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link