what the phuck

DangZagnut · 2018-05-31T18:36:21+00:00

Yeah I'll go with "things that didn't happen" for $200.

No one tries to convert ugly bulldyke child raping feminist lesbians, no one gives a shit about them.

Let's say you have a lesbian you "converted" to, what, I guess normalcy?

Then what, now you have an ugly, fat, child raping feminist? Great. Boner kryptonite.

mickledick · 2018-05-31T20:25:54+00:00

Two of my ex girlfriends were bi. I'll probably get flack here (like I give a shit), but aside from the crazy, the relationships weren't terrible. If there isn't another cock involved I don't care, I don't even need to watch. This is my only groundrule for being in a relationship with a bi chick. If you treat their fuck girls with some respect you can usually maneuver them into revealing if/when another dick gets involved, which is how one of those relationships ended.

The other ended when she got baby rabies and I realized she wasn't taking her birth control anymore.

Was fun, but going monk mode for the past decade has been a lot better to me.

MSP_Generalist · 2018-05-31T16:16:33+00:00

You can trust a rug-munching self-admitted "sex worker" (AKA WHORE!) for a honest and accurate opinion on "guys."

The lips, the soft skin, the long hair, the soft voice, the beautiful breasts, the inviting places that are begging to be explored, the curves, the sweet smell of their skin, the ~~necter~~ disgusting cauldron of disease and the DNA of a thousand men between their legs..

Fixed that for her.

You can no more make me turn straight than a gay man f*cking you in the ass can make you homosexual.

What if the gay guy's paying for it? You know, like those straight guys you used to screw for money?

Anyway, does riding a horse and roping steers make you a cowboy? Actually... kinda yeah.

If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and takes it in the ass like a three dollar whore... :0)

butbutbuttwhat · 2018-05-31T16:40:56+00:00

If you wanna troll them hard in this situation, watch, then when they're done say "actually, I'm good. Have a good evening." And then leave with no explanation. I've done similar things and it mindfucks them so hard they don't even know how to react.

Title	what the phuck
Author	Redemption888
Upvotes	3
Comments	5
Date	May 31, 2018 3:29 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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