I woke up at about 8am ready to work on the side of my house. Every spring i cut it back from all the grass, weeds, and vines to have a nice looking path to the water hose for the summer. I stop for a quick second to wipe sweat from my forehead only to hear the neighbors girlfriend yelling, boyfriend run out the house to drive away and her left their crying hysterically.

I come inside to grab some water with a big ass smile on my face. Im so happy i dont have to put up with some bullshit like that. Oh and it doesn't end there. I go back outside to finish hedging some bushes and across the street is a young couple, early twenties, with a baby boy and another one on the way. They start arguing about god knows what something along the lines "i appreciate the help but i need you to back the fuck up!"

Again big ass smile on my face and all i could think to myself was i got 99 problems but a bitch aint one.

Now about to rack the rest of the yard and enjoy my saturday playing battlefield 1. Hope the rest of you are enjoying the freedom. :)

Fin