I made a true to life legit profile on Clover a smartphone dating app. About 6 pictures that show me and my dog some smiling showing my teeth aren't jacked, being in different places like restaurants, etc. I rate my self right down the middle and on a good day I'm a 6.5, I stay in nearly top physical shape, body fat is checked regularly around 10%, plenty of muscle to fill stretch the sleeves of my shirts, a swimmers build not a roid rage freak, tan skin and fresh hair cut. Here's what truly fucks up my score, I'm 5'8. That's close to average for an American, I think the actual average is 5'9", but for these choosy beggars I'm not tall enough. IRL I see some goofy ass looking dudes get top quality women just because they are tall, I get it, I just don't like it.

The idea behind this experiment was to see what its like to let the ladies decide and for me to take a neutral stance on them no matter what they looked like or what their profile stated, kids, feminist, druggy, sugar daddy, all that fucked up shit they share about themselves (truly shameless nature).

I know from previous experience that average dudes aren't really going to get many matches and that high sexual market value is just about the only thing that works in these situations. It's not like you can charm someone with words typed out if there are so many other options that don't look like their offspring will resemble a bridge troll. Unless those somewhat believable words are about your fat ass bank account, heir to a fortune, trust fund baby, or something along those lines. Also, that for a women the criteria for getting a fuck load of thirsty orbiters is, don't be super fat or have a deformity. THATS IT! Somewhere alone the way fat acceptance tried to get it's fat fingers in the salad, or should I say, bowl of hotdogs but I really don't think its working. Fat just isn't attractive. Yeah I know some people like their women thick but fuck that noise, I want a fit chick.

This is an on going experiment and I've been at it for awhile so here are some stats. I liked 9000 women (some of those are trannies but I'm not even checking just tapping the like button as fast as the app goes which is fast enough that the picture flashes for a split second). If you wonder how I matched 9k its because you can move your location around so I put it in Texas, Florida, Washington, London, and some other places. More locations will be used as I go, but it is creating confusion for some and they message to ask how I showed up if I'm 1000 miles away. Matched with 145 so far, thats 1.61% of the women I shot a like to. Guess how many of those matches are datable? Personally, I wouldn't go for any of them but if I was drunk AF then I would bed maybe 10 of them. The age range is all over the place but not surprisingly the majority are well past the wall.

The fun part is to scroll through the messages that they send. This has to be what a girl feels like on dating sites so I can see it from their perspective and I wish everyone would consider that, but we humans are totally imperfect and that shit ain't happenin'. Guess the number one message? "Hey", "Hi", and "Hello". Top quality openers from these geniuses, really though provoking shit like, "I would love to talk with you and I think your really cute." I didn't change the your part. We all know that's in a lot of women's profiles about the spelling of you're and how they think that is SO important.

I don't want to put anyone on blast by posting their pictures or anything, but sometimes I open the app and wonder if an actual hot girl in my age range will show up. I get to the new matches and my face cringes so FUCKING hard that one of these times its going sink into itself and create a super dense object that quickly swallows everything around it and creates the blackhole that swallows all of man kind. Yeah, all because of a dating app. These bitches are 🅱️usted.

Overall, just having fun with it though. Hopefully, not pissing too many of my brothers off. I know someones going to reply with, "who cares, go your own way." That's cool, just want to share. Made an alt account for this.

TLDR: Dating apps are proving the 80/20 rule. Women have so many options it's like ordering a pizza, regular dudes are FUCKED. Ugly women try to date up like it would be acceptable for a 7 to be seen holding hands and kissing a 2 that is 20 years older than him.