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[+][deleted] [recovered] (6 children) | Copy Link
As I always say, masturbate in the morning, masturbate at night, masturbate before making any coin flip decision without the use of an actual objective coin.
Jerk it. Jerk it. You're thinking with your dick.
[+]MTrueSolitude[S] -12 points-11 points-10 points (5 children) | Copy Link
[+][deleted] [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
That's certainly an option. But you're going out with a loaded gun and you won't be able to think straight if she makes a move on you.
But that's certainly your choice.
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[+][deleted] [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
OP, find out about her family. If she has any daddy issues (mommy issues also qualify but most important are the daddy issues), you're gonna have a bad time. Also pretend you are a really bad student. She just might want you to do her work for her. I saw the pic and she looks like bad fucking news.
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