This was a while ago but i figured id share this for those of you that have female "friends" One morning my roomate (WK) tells me he wont be home all weekend. Tells me hes going to visit his best "friend" (max) 9 hours away. I ask if hes getting a bj, he reeeeees and spews all the white knight shit you can think of. Tells me the plan is to go sight seeing and that hes going to crash in her room (she lives in a boarding house). Of course he's driving everywhere cause she doesnt drive. Hes also going to pay for everything cause she doesnt work. So cut to 2am and i get a phone call from him. WK tells me he got locked out of Max room and the manager just asked him to go into the room or leave the house. I tell him to knock and press him on what happened. Im drunk hes sober. He tells me that while they were drinking some guy (chad) started talking to them. Chad got drunk with max and max decided it would be fun if they all went back to her place to play monopoly. Chad is too drunk to drive so max volunteers wk to drive them all back (wk is the dd, so hes sober). When they get to max boarding house she forgets that the game is downstairs with all the other games. She sends wk to grab it. When he shows up the door is locked and no one is answering his faint knocks. I laugh. He knocked harder and thats when the manager woke up and told him to go into the room or leave the house. I tell him to drive back home. Shes definately getting her throat destroyed by chad and it sounds like itll last the rest of the weekend. He gets pissed and tells me i dont know what the hell im talking about. Wk hangs up. Cut to sunday night. Wk shows up. He tells me that max feel asleep and thats why he was locked out. They let him in a few hours later (he slept in his car). Chad and max slept in the same bed while wk slept on the floor next to them. The whole next day chad, max and wk all hung out. Max asked wk if he could leave a little earlier than expected cause she and chad really hit it off.