tl;dr

Never get married. But if you did, memorize the sidebar.

What's Going On?

My wife woke me up in the middle of the night to fuck. Why? "My pussy had a tingle and I just needed to get fucked by you." We've been together for >5yr. She takes care of her body. She insists on using parts of her paychecks to help out around the house.

A couple weeks ago, I said "let's go to the strip club." She thought I said dance club, and said she wasn't in the mood. When she figured out I was actually saying strip club, she happily obliged. Why? That's where she gets to feel light dread and jealousy. The sex after strip clubs is always amazing.

I have been married before. And observed other marriages. The Blue Pill way will not make her happy. Dead Bedroom is a real thing. I've lived it. I've had friends living it. Do what she says, and you'll hate life. Do what she wants, and she'll love you, and life will be good for everyone.

Friends, learn this stuff, and learn it well. It will help you long after your life is filled with plates and flings. It will even help if you ignore all good advice and get married.

Lesson Learned

Even if you do get married, pay attention to that sidebar. It's got the recipe for success.