A friends fuckbuddy was on the pill and now she's pregnant. This is the 3rd friend it's happened to. Guys: don't trust women. My god, they don't care what happens to you after you cum. Use a condom for dog's sake.

Marque01 · 2018-04-16T13:46:15+00:00

It's not your buddy's kid but she'll do her best to convince him that it is.

He has been targeted for resource extraction

RK21001 · 2018-04-16T14:46:23+00:00

I can't have too much sympathy for guys like this. If you're dumb enough to fall for the "oh I'm on the pill, don't worry" lie, well you deserve it.

I know it sounds harsh, but it's like not wearing a seatbelt. When you get hurled out of the car through the windshield, you kind of asked for it.

greenleefs · 2018-04-16T16:21:59+00:00

New hire at work (not so new anymore, been around for a year) said she's sterile and can never have kids.

She's picking baby names now and planning on getting more kids. The father is a TRP lifting bro who mainly or only works on his arms, holds frame permanently and has a resting I'm-acting-like-I-don't-give-a-fuck-but-I'm-bad-at-acting-face.

She's also really dumb, barely knows language (any language), and wasn't getting her contract renewed anyway because she's useless at everything.

She recently dropped the f-bomb. (yes, she's a feminist now)

I'd feel bad for the dude but he's a total douche who thinks he's better than me so fuck that guy.

CompletelyIncorrect0 · 2018-04-16T16:58:14+00:00

I use a condom regardless.

One hookup old me she had an IUD. Still used a condom.

One girl claime to be on the pill - still used a condom.

If it's a hookup, just say "I always use condoms with hookups" or "raw dogging it is too intimate".

If it's a fuck buddy, mention how a condom makes you last longer. Claim you are doing it for them.

tw-1234a · 2018-04-16T17:46:18+00:00

Know for sure it isn't yours

Get snipped

xtsv · 2018-04-16T16:19:27+00:00

There is no such thing as a fuckbuddy as it implies use for them other than sex, use the proper term, cum dumpster.

henrysmyagent · 2018-04-16T15:49:01+00:00

One of my friends was using the "pullout technique." It's how he got his ex-wife pregnant. It's how he got his current GF pregnant. It's not a technique, it's a trap, and men caught up in lust and pleasure always fall for it.

I get that it feels good, but honestly, is it worth it?

Sol_Install · 2018-04-16T16:12:45+00:00

What don't you men understand? You have to treat them like they treat you. If they are default treating men as a threat, you in turn default treat them as a threat as well. You know that your sperm is a credit card. Treat it as such. The only line of defense is yourself. That's why women place the blame on the man. It means that they are going to do it and if you don't want to get caught in the crossfire, don't play the game.

On the bright side, send him to /r/TheRedPill. They'll praise him for being a "Real Man" and getting laid. Then direct him to the tradcons. They'll praise him for having kids and giving a woman money. Also, he's saving his race right?

Freefrombitches123 · 2018-04-16T16:13:50+00:00

Plus if the condom breaks don't ever tell her

2018-04-16T20:20:09+00:00

If you know you don't want to be a father, get a vasectomy. I did. It is simple and painless. No big deal. Lifetime of safety. That way if she tries to convince you you're the baby daddy, you can burn her most royally.

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