Sometimes i go "clubbing" because i like to get drunk with friends and listen to some heavy beats, never go out looking for girls
So i was in a somewhat shady nightclub last month and in one of the backrooms there was an elevated platform with a pole where girls could try out their freshest thot routines, i had lost my friend earlier and was looking for him so i got up on the platform next to three thots and i noticed the one closest to me thought i was going to try to approach her and she tensed up and started to get ready to shoot me down for trying to interact with her majestic being. When i got up on the platform and standing next to her she turned her head and started saying something with a solid bitchface but i just looked over her head for my friend and she then realized i did not get up close to try to grasp some attention from such a wonderful young lady. This realization must have hit her hard because her body language changed completely and out of nowhere she started feeling me up to get attention because god forbid i did not notice the princess of the thots
TLDR - got up next to a girl with no intention to speak to her, she thought i was and tried to shoot me down like a thirsty simp, she then realized i was not interested, she is suddenly desperate for attention.
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