Fresh from today.

I have this female coworker, she is 36, but i have to say, she is incredibly attractive and with a fit body on the younger side. A 8/10.

This piece of shit has the habit to park right in the only driveway of the office.

Let me explain:

We have a single driveway that connects the main street with the office building, leading to a parking lot.

Since this worthless bitch always comes late after anyone else and, obviously, gets back to her business before anyone else, she never finds an empty spot in the parking lot.

So, she parks in the damn driveway blocking any access to any other veichle. In and out.

At some point, a delivery truck has to come in to download some heavy stuff (mostly server and racks, we are in an IT office).

The delivery guys can't bring the truck in because of said bitch's car.

So they come in and politely ask if it's possible to move the car, so that they can unload their stuff.

One of the staff gives notice to the bitch to move her fucking car.

She responds "why?"

He then proceeds to explain why she has to move the fucking car, obviously.

Reluctant, she finally stands up after some awkward minutes and without saying a word to the waiting delivery guys, not even a look in the eyes, she gets in her car and moves it "just enough" to let the truck in.

She goes back to the office.

She is an accountant, or people think she is, she has like 2 clients and is married to one of the big guys, obviously.

After 20 minutes, the delivery guys go back in the office.

Surprise, the bitch put the car back in the exact place where it was before, so they had no clue of how to get out of the driveway.

They, again, ask politely if it's possible to move the car so THEY CAN GO BACK DOING THEIR JOB INSTEAD OF BEING TRAPPED IN A DRIVEWAY BECAUSE OF A FUCKING HORSESHIT OF A HUMAN

This time, a white knight comes in:

"Miss 'fuckinwhore' is busy at the moment, you will have to wait"

The delivery guys become impatient, clearly, and just ask to move the fucking car.

White knight: "She is doing her job talking at the phone to a client, is a work phone call and you have to wait for it to end"

The delivery guys go in full rage mode "Ok man, she needs to move her fucking car because we can't do our job because of her."

White knight, angry, goes back to the bitch and guess what?

She gives him the keys so he can move the car for her.

The delivery guys, finally, break free and go back to their work day.

The topping on the cake?

The white knight parked the car, not in the driveway, but in a spot in the parking lot that was actually pretty usable and safe during the entire day that the bitch decided to ignore.

When confronted on this by another coworked, she replied:

"oh well it's too far away from the building"

We are talking of like 40 steps instead of 15.

I am sorry for the long post but this is just fucking crazy.