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[–]roxon89141 points142 points143 points 8 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
When the frog asked the scorpion, “why did you sting me” the scorpion said “because it is in my nature to do so.”
[–]Ben_Eszes55 points56 points57 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scorpion_and_the_Frog
Don't hate the scorpion; hate the one who believes the scorpion will act opposite to its nature.
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No. They absolutely can. They just don't want to. Just like we can see a nice ass on the street without groping it. If we all acted according to our nature it'd be chaos.
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Drive - good movie
[–]NaughtyFred0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn right it is. Also hard to believe the "stick a fork in his eye then stab him in the neck" guy is the voice of Hank Scorpio in The Simpsons.
[–]BLUEUPTON0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good time is better
[–]fuckenalreadytaken9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Saw a this girl I used to knows phone one time. Major Thot. She had 50+ astronauts, she had “FreeFood”as these guys company names in her contact list, No Joke
[–]the_unseen_one1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My mom told me that story a few times when I was a kid, and told it again to my brother and I after our respective gf's went AWALT on us. Very apt story.
[–]lostapwbm62 points63 points64 points 8 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
$14 Spumoni?! $85 for fish?! $80 for pasta?!
This is why you fuck first, then go out on these food excursions.
You don't put a down payment on a car BEFORE you test drive it.
Also, D.C. is an absolute pit (some might even say a swamp) when it comes to 'strong, empowered, wimminz' who claim they have careers and assets (hint: they don't) but demand that you pay tribute before they even consider fucking you.
[–][deleted] 24 points25 points26 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He didn't fuck first probably because he is one of those tradcon nice guys. He probably thought he was in love with a unicorn who is not like the other girls. The other problem with casual fucking now days is that so many guys are getting MeToo'ed. 2018 women understand that their stinky pussy is not the only weapon that can be used to control bluepilled men. Fear and political correctness is a modern feminazi's best friend.
[–][deleted] 17 points18 points19 points 8 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Geez, and I thought $40 was expensive for a dinner out.
[–]koolmagicguy11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It is. The most I will spend is $20 on myself once a week for a dinner out.
[–]charmedpig3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
$400 bucks and one can enjoy a decent escort for two hours.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm more of an half-hour man myself, lol.
[–]Phanekim2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Yeah i spend 40 bucks on a dinner...like once or twice a year. Only for special occasions. I only use $ or $$ when looking for places on yelp.
its a waste of money. most millionaires don't do that.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Nope. Millionaires are actually very thrifty, but then a million bucks isn't much these days.
[–]Phanekim0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I just said they were very thrifty....
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I'm agreeing with you. My "nope" was referring to "most millionaires don't do that".
[–]Hugh_Jardon187 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You sir are correct about DC it’s the worst
[–]the_unseen_one2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wouldn't pay 80 bucks for one meal for two. Hell, 40 is pushing it. Hard to feel bad for the simp.
[–]DoccSampson1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Chef here. I looked at the bill too. 10$ for a side of spinach. Fuck.
[–]mgtowthrow199647 points48 points49 points 8 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
I've spent less on hookers this month than this cuck spent on some chick who friendzoned him.
Sad.
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
But did you get fancy fish? 🤔
[–]mgtowthrow19967 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I can make my own at home for a fraction of the price.
Sure, I don't have the finesse of a master chef but it's going in one end and going out the other end anyway.
Even buying a hooker and getting a high-quality fish to cook is still significantly less.
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But but but, you pay for the atmosphere. And the$9 baked potato!
I had a girl take me out to a fancy restaurant (she paid the whole check). The steak was$65, and you should've seen the look on my face when they told me it didn't come with the potato. Nope$9 extra 🙄
[–]aesu2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The master chef is actually a team of underpaid sous chefs following a standard recipe. You can follow the same recipe. The cost is that of your time. If it takes 3 hours to prepare a dish, which it often would for most Michelin standard food, and you earn more than $20 an hour, it quickly becomes more economical to just buy it in a restaurant.
[–]Pharan1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It takes 3 hours to cook some spaghetti or a steak? Lol pretty sure they'd be blackened to a char by then o/ Olay!
Fish...that could be interpreted in so many ways....😂
[–]Gravityhurtsbrother30 points31 points32 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
400 bucks of food for 20 bucks worth of pussy - that he didn't even get.
What a fucking moron.
[–]DarwinianKEKistani19 points20 points21 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
20 bucks worth of pussy
you're too nice.
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[–]dot_dot_beep4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's not my type. I'd rather jack off than try to fuck that.
Congrats to her. She found a low tier male that is infatuated with her enough to dump money after her and her mediocre looks.
This is the kind of life common women live because of simp thirst.
Who the fuck would waste time on that whore?
[–]Hugh_Jardon1829 points30 points31 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I know this restaurant well. D.C. women are the worst, vapid, hypergamous career bitchez imaginable. This guy is an idiot treating some broad to a $400 dinner and then getting friend zoned.
[–]EdgyQuota20 points21 points22 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Oh okay, so this is USD. WHo in their right fucking mind who go to a place that sells sides of spinach for $10? Was this spinach hand picked by the pope?
[–]chage431111 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They had a woman in the kitchen, took her a week to pick that entire side, got to fill the wage gap
[–]FortyandLifeToGo9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I frequent DC a few times a year. My favorite city, oddly enough. The reason why everything is inflated there, is everything is paid for by some expense account. Essentially, tax payers dollars. Nobody cares what anything cost around there, because the money isn't coming directly out of their personal account(s).
Lmfao
[–]fuckenalreadytaken8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Are these prices accurate ? The swamp is deep if so.
[–][deleted] 22 points23 points24 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Saw that on my favorite internet place. Jeezus. Hopefully her tweet will wake up a few dozen dudes to how low-class women are these days. They dont deserve a shit sandwich let alone a 400$ meal.
[–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Sadly my neighbor is going through this. Sure, he's getting the pussy (from a single mom). But he is head over heels for this girl who lives with her parents.
She has been tagging him on Facebook every week because he takes her out to the most expensive restaurant in the city (about the price range as this post).
Sad thing, he isn't rich. Not even middle class. About$18 an hour if that
[–]Matthew15651[S] 8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Now that's truly sad. The poor guy. I just can't even imagine taking advantage of someone else's money like that... Sometimes you wonder if these women even have a conscience.
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Says the guy whose other posts condone punching women in the face because they won't throw themselves at him, or saying 'she deserves it' in reply to a woman committing suicide. Yes you're truly a paragon of humanity and have every right to make such a comment!
[–]Swylves2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It's one thing if he himself likes fine dining and would do it anyway with or without a date.
It's another thing when he is destroying his financial future to please some ungrateful single mom whore. Someone tell these kind of guys before they end up homeless.
Eh, maybe. But I've had"fine dining" and make 3xs more then this guy.
Honestly, it's not that much better then fucking outback
Bitch made her insta private. You know the feedback she got was epic.
[–]avridgeboy006 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shit's crazy
[–]StyleandSpeed7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The cuck deserves it.
[–]Xein5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No fucking shame at all. Brags about extracting resources out of a guy. Probably has tons of likes from her fellow thots.
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Simps gonna simp. I will just be here happily spending money only on myself
[–]IncognitoMaster914 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Sadly ive done this to get laid just like a lot of us have (well those of us who aren't simps and get friend zoned, after spending).
I took some time to evaluate all the women I've ever dated or had sex with since I broke my v card. And I ranked their pussy based on various variables, and I ranked the experience itself mainly on how much I enjoyed it.
Overall this was my result. I dated 19 and fucked 42. (Me as a blue piller)
Of that I enjoyed 28% of the sex. And pussy ranking 10/10 was only about 20% of the 42.
I'm pretty great in bed and practice tantric sex. I make sure to make my partner experience the best sex of her fucking life or at least a top 10. Not because I want her to remember me, but because I believe in the experience being something that should be worthwhile for both.
That being said after seeing those stats I'm happy I'm now MGTOW. I've spent $$ on pussy I didn't even enjoy.
[–]New_User19843 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shit these days I would be happy if a woman even said thank you much less put out. Women these days are such entitled cunts it’s annoying to spend time with them.
[–]NoHeadStark4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The only thing I recognize on that receipt is spinach. lol. What is a Tagliatel and why does it cost $80?! Funny thing is I live in the DC/MD/VA area and have never stepped foot inside one of these fancy restaurants. I go to cheap bars, spend a fraction of what this sucker spent, and still have a good time with some THOT I have no feelings for. Awesome.
[–]Swylves3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
$403???
Good escorts only cost $150/hr in my town. Someone let this guy know before he wastes more money for nothing in return!
[–]cyborg_type_darkness3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This example is proof that a prostitute is a better deal than that.
[–]Phallogocentrism2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Her theme song https://youtu.be/SIn3HuXWMn0
[–]BeastMaster661 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's all cunty bitches full of their own shit
[–]maggot_brain791 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Reminds me of a quote from Natural Born Killers with Woody Harrelson.
"Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake."
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Restaurants are for simps. Just eat at home your own food like a man.
[–]Swylves0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Added bonus is you don't have to tip the uppity waitresses if you do take out.
[–]laptopdragon1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
sadly, it's likely our tax dollars spent in the wisest of ways.
Call me an uncultured fuck but idk what the hell half that shit is and judging by the price im gonna say im glad.
Who the fuck spends $400 on supper? I wouldn't even spend that on my parents or grand parents $40 to $80 max!
Women = she'd be lucky to get a happy meal or slice of pizza lmao
[–]boy_named_su0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't take bitches out for dinner. Coffee and walk. Or a couple of drinks. That's it
[–]New_User19840 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Its all love”?
[–]dirtydog1130 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Who the fark pays 10 bucks for a side order of spinach????
Ten dollar spinach? I can get ten pounds of Spinach from Costco for $7. Fuck restaurants.
[–]dta91910 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Her little "victory" over this guy is only a victory if he was naive enough to think spending money on her would give him a chance at some action. If he did this, not expecting anything, then good for him. Doubt that though. Her attitude is utter shit, even though she owes him nothing. Someone bought me a fuxming $400 dinner, I'd be grateful as fuck, or refuse it if I thought they were trying to get in my pants. So easy to just take advantage of people though. Bunch of dicks. :/
[–]AirplaneNote0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He should run far away from this one
[–]silver-in-a-cloud0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
omfg this thot is sure happy to share how she tricked another human into spending 200+$ on her worthless ass ...
i bet she doesnt have any posts braging how she made money from work ... |
fucking freeriding bitches need to start buying tickets!
Enjoy it while you can cunt. For whom the wall tolls.
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