Man says to wife, What would you do if I won the lottery?

StarlightWrath · 2018-03-22T09:15:52+00:00

Do people still believe that women only take half in divorce? Lol.

NiceIce · 2018-03-22T06:39:45+00:00

Repost, but still funny.

Iamverydrunknow · 2018-03-22T10:48:14+00:00

Nice. My wife said similar. Now I know she is only with me because its slightly easier than being a welfare queen. Got kids , so I'm biding my time. No delusions here.

SlainFunicle · 2018-03-22T12:54:17+00:00

when it is split 50/50 the man then have to pay alimony and child support, kick out of his house and lose other valuables if people think men lose half they are making a big mistake.

2018-03-22T09:13:42+00:00

That's a hell of a deal.

2018-03-22T12:55:03+00:00

I'd love to try this someday but I won't ever be getting married so...

It made me laugh really hard at work though so thank you for this.

quckquackduck · 2018-03-22T15:48:30+00:00

Haha. I use to message people telling them I won the lottery (Which I really did, but not a lot of money). Then they would get all excited and ask me how much. I would say stuff like "I won 5 dollars :D"

alamsohel1990 · 2018-03-22T15:39:28+00:00

Fuck a wife.

DormantVain · 2018-03-22T13:10:38+00:00

/r/ComedyCemetery ?

boogalooshrimp1103 · 2018-03-22T14:28:31+00:00

This guy tried it. you can already guess what happens

nonehere222 · 2018-03-22T20:09:33+00:00

Ha, ha, ha!

Title	Man says to wife, What would you do if I won the lottery?
Author	alamsohel1990
Upvotes	329
Comments	44
Date	March 22, 2018 6:19 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/869eou/man_says_to_wife_what_would_you_do_if_i_won_the/
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