Wow, you're so lucky that a used up whore settled down and settled for you

mgtownigga · 2018-02-28T22:17:21+00:00

Wow what a wise man /s

rationalthought314 · 2018-03-01T04:28:48+00:00

She wasn't in the Navy, the Navy was in her.

solaris32 · 2018-02-28T22:17:13+00:00

I hate the word "settled" when referring to relationships.

Neem3r29 · 2018-03-01T00:06:44+00:00

That's gross as fuck. I don't know, maybe some guys have the ability to not think of those things, or they are turned on by slutty women.

But I'd just be thinking of her getting pounded out by all kinds of men, being known by them as a good and easy lay, and her being excited over all this or lacking self-respect.

Docbear64 · 2018-03-01T00:15:16+00:00

I read something like that on Relationshits where a simp said his girlfriend told him " You're lucky I had all those past experiences because they taught me to be good at sex and now I share that experience with you" .

It sounds really good doesn't it? instead of fucking your girl and growing into each others personal porn stars you get an already used pre-owned pornstar who has memories and impressions of the deep dickings other men gave her. Even better if the sex peters off for any reason she knows exactly who to go back to to get good dick from .

Really to sleep with a former slut is a gold mine.

I will say they make great fucks but absolutely shitty relationship material.

somuchluv2give · 2018-02-28T23:33:20+00:00

Isn’t it lucky that she learned how to suck dick so well by blowing the entire navy? Isn’t it great that her asshole and pussy are so loose that u never have to do any foreplay or use lube?

Narcissist456 · 2018-03-01T01:56:32+00:00

Lol all those other dudes fucked her without committing to her. It’s like paying 100K for a used 1998 BMW with 200,0000 miles on it.

jaycee9 · 2018-03-01T01:35:48+00:00

Hand-me-down pussy. Lucky guy! /s

verynormalsimple · 2018-03-01T02:26:51+00:00

Ain't that a cute way to look at saggy disease ridden vaginas.

Hypogamy · 2018-02-28T22:17:50+00:00

"Someone has to pay her way, glad it isn't me."

SlainFunicle · 2018-03-01T00:48:08+00:00

that white knight and his reason for him to keep her lol if she was a friend with benefit yep but a committed relationship no no no

frikabg · 2018-03-01T01:52:01+00:00

yeah using all those STD's and pair bonding 'skills' on you /s

2018-03-01T03:33:22+00:00

A woman in the navy is a woman that probably couldn't have cut it anywhere else...this poor dude...

2018-03-01T04:25:26+00:00

Either this guy is a fucking moron, or a literal cuck.

DeathToTheZog · 2018-03-01T07:06:23+00:00

And he calls him Brother? I bet that retarded cuck gives some splendid life wisdom LMAO! Forget the bills, its a blessing to eat food from garbage bins!

mgtownigga · 2018-03-01T08:18:17+00:00

lol wtf. cucks of reddit

EvilBananaManRD · 2018-03-01T07:58:04+00:00

"You ain't her first choice"

"She's thinking "Lord, kill this ugly motherfucker while I look good enough to get something new"

Watchingcluturefade · 2018-03-01T09:03:53+00:00

Haha, I actually laugh when this happens and kinda go ...hmmmm, when the opposite happens.

Hooked up with a girl recently and on our fourth date she came home with me, typical AWALT I am sure but good job, make good money, doesn't want kids, she sure puts up a good front!

But I do have to admit it ws pretty funny, before we had sex I went down on her and got her off,she went down on me for like 3 minutes, I could tell she WAS actually trying ... she just sucked (zing!) was terrible at giving head.

She looked up and literally was kinda mortified and said she was sorry she knew it wasn't that great. I laughed and we had good sex.

But it does make you laugh, where did these girls who picked up the twist and suck, the ball lick, the spit on the dick and slurping up noises .... along the way of life?

2018-03-01T09:14:48+00:00

wise man

No.

oldmanlogan76 · 2018-03-01T09:32:07+00:00

Girls who has whored around are usually terrible in bed. They are too jaded and has seen it all.

"settled for you" fuck what a god damn cuck. If you are reading this: FUCK YOU.

xXx420VTECxXx · 2018-03-01T01:35:19+00:00

Holy fuck what's the male version of a hamster?

2018-03-01T03:27:08+00:00

If you suffer the burden of sharing your life with a cunt, "luck" is the last word that comes to mind. Fucked, I can see, but luck? Nope.

DarkWhale___ · 2018-03-01T03:29:55+00:00

What a lovely gal

MadeInBeirut13 · 2018-03-01T03:47:42+00:00

New cars are still better than used cars

2018-03-01T07:01:17+00:00

I wouldn’t mind fucking a pornstar, but not marrying one lmao.

adamrockblackandblue · 2018-03-01T08:05:15+00:00

Pbbbbbb, this kind of logic hurts me. But a simp will always simp, no matter how many miles have been run on a girl.

2018-03-01T15:23:19+00:00

Ten imaginary bucks says she's a pillow princess/just lays there. So all he does is throw his hotdog down her roastie hallway and theres no pleasure in it at all.

writingsometimes · 2018-03-01T00:12:39+00:00

Hear me out brothers because I tend to agree. If this is the kind of woman this guy wants, if he doesn't care where / how she got her skills then let him enjoy her.

Personally I dont talk sexual history with a woman, could not care less as long as she's drug and disease free, and good at fucking

Title	Wow, you're so lucky that a used up whore settled down and settled for you
Author	BayouZaine
Upvotes	172
Comments	67
Date	February 28, 2018 10:14 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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