This Guy Dumped His Bride For Looking Different Without Makeup

IsayLittleBuddy · 2017-04-19T17:38:01+00:00

Fellas: if she wears caked on makeup, don't bother going on a second date. She's high maintenance, may have serious self-esteem issues, and if she thinks 'more is more' you're going to have a bad time.

Protip: go for a swim on the first date lol

quietday · 2017-04-19T18:30:32+00:00

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HowlSkank · 2017-04-19T17:30:31+00:00

So he NEVER saw her without makeup before that day? That's crazy talk man.

Still, good for him. Even if it wasn't really the makeup he was dumping, it was just something else.

mrp_1844 · 2017-04-19T17:10:37+00:00

He said that he couldn't recognize her after the makeup washed away. She was also wearing artificial eyelashes and had undergone plastic surgery before they were married.

Their engagement lasted six months and all it took was one fateful swim for the guy to realize she didn't look as good as her selfies.

BUT, nawalt. /s

Methaxetamine · 2017-04-19T19:26:42+00:00

I think the world would end if all women went without makeup for a day. Men would be gouging their eyes out.

TheRiseAndFall · 2017-04-19T18:17:10+00:00

Wow! She goes from a solid 7 to barely a 5. And that frog nose. Shit!

Trail_of_Jeers · 2017-04-19T18:41:55+00:00

Bring a dip stick and sort of touch it to her face, if it sinks in more than a few thou, run.

It's like the dip'n'sniff.

FalloutFan2 · 2017-04-20T00:41:55+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/GU1SJs6.png

Cheesus Ghrist...

cyborg_type_darkness · 2017-04-19T18:39:03+00:00

I don't know if I should respect the man for dumping her or he is just so stupid that he didn't realize; all the time he had from the start of knowing her, how she looks without make-up.

Willidoitno · 2017-04-19T19:09:00+00:00

Buff it off with angle grinder.

LeCompte77 · 2017-04-19T19:28:34+00:00

I should have bought stock in makeup companies years ago.

gringoloco80 · 2017-04-19T18:07:43+00:00

Ha ha ha

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ExpertDabbler · 2017-04-20T01:26:16+00:00

That was an absolutely amazing transformation through the power of fakeup .. duly impressed. If you can stand Celtic music, here is a song that addresses this issue exactly : Danu - Only Nineteen Years Old

realChebz · 2017-04-20T02:29:49+00:00

Isn't makeup basically lying? I don't want to date a mask, I want to see the person behind the mask..

gods_bones · 2017-04-20T07:20:59+00:00

I cant believe he actually married her before he found out what she really looked like without the fakeup! Wonder if he needs to pay alimony since the wedding went through...

Phixer7 · 2017-04-20T09:49:29+00:00

Always make them wash their faces , I wanna see you without makeup

Sizzle_Biscuit · 2017-04-20T10:46:58+00:00

That doesn't even look like the same person with that expert level makeup job.

boogalooshrimp1103 · 2017-04-20T12:38:36+00:00

Sounds completely justifiable to me. She tried to pull a bait and switch and he wasnt having it

Title	This Guy Dumped His Bride For Looking Different Without Makeup
Author	LeCompte77
Upvotes	107
Comments	33
Date	April 19, 2017 4:14 PM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/66b7ds/this_guy_dumped_his_bride_for_looking_different/
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