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[–][deleted] 28 points29 points30 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
The parasite is the snake in human skin.
[–]Exclz10 points11 points12 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Parasite? More like a virus
[–]mofono6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Women are both parasites and viruses since they feed resources off their host and multiply by breeding (which in turn feeds more resources off the host).
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[–]Sonterp17 points18 points19 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
This board used to be good but now it's just a woman hate/virgin at 30 circlejerk. Two years ago I would come on here and we would be dissecting feminism, and the idea was generally to forgo women until a viable partner was found (if ever), now it's just babies who've hopped on because they can't attract a female.
[–]BlackVale1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When was that? It was mostly like that when I first visited this subreddit.
[–]Skankuntz14 points15 points16 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Beat me to it. Snakes are innocent creatures that need respect, the woman on the other hand........
[–]theAnalepticAlzabo1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 9 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
she's ah...awfully close to that snake. can't fix stupid.
[–]shmusko014 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She has a snake hook so she probably knows what she's doing, or is in the company of those that do. There are a lot of hot, skilled female herpetologists.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
ah, didn't see the hook
[–]a17c81a32 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Probably had its fangs cut or its mouth glued together.
[–]shmusko012 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Maybe she knows what she's doing?
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You're kidding me, right? She's in a position where she cant dodge a serpent strike.
[–]BlackVale0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think the snake is the one that should be worried.
[–]TotesMessenger5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]huckleberryferry4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I HATE these blue pill "men"; they are the primary reason men do suffer. May their stupidity cause their fall. Amen.
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ahhh the ad hominem cucks that can't understand comedy
[–]BroSiLLLYBro2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hmm... men are responsible for "billions of deaths each year" as well by that logic.
I hate to be that guy but....
Homo sapien also includes men as well. The joke itself is funny but the scientist in me must point out it's flaw.
[–]mofono1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Behold, I am sending you out as sheep in the midst of wolves, so be wise as serpents and innocent as doves." ~Matthew 10:16
Serpents are definitely wise, which is why it is keeping a watching eye on the woman.
[–]bryanpcox2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Billions? Given our population is at about 7 billion...the point being, hyperbole like this tends not to be very helpful/persuasive.
[–]jackonager[S] 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
But still humorous.
[–]Rhodesius2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
6 people a year die from snakes. Billions is a bit of an exaggeration.
[–]Ximkai4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Spin it this way, the vast majority of people who have ever lived are currently dead. So through the ages, that billion is a more reasonable number than you think.
[–]slappydapussy0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ya, but it says each year. Really should say millions.
[–]a17c81a31 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They might be counting the animals we eat which would make sense in this context as they are comparing species.
Of course I think snakes kill a good amount of mice and small birds too.
[–]20170401t0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There are 7 billion human lives, and there are many more (non human) lives. And to be fair, many of the billions of the deaths inflicted by civilized humanity are upon beings with nervous systems that show evidence of experiencing suffering such as pain and stress.
[–]GuidoBandito0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What about dying inside? That happens DAILY for some men...
[–]binrobinro0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
1 billion women each have about a dozen abortions per year.
[–]OneLostMotherfucker0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Am I the only one whose mind read that in the voice of Sir David Attenborough?
[–]shmusko010 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ironically enough, most of you would running screaming with your boy tucked between your thighs if you came home to either of these.
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