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[β]ThrowawayGhostGuy1190 points191 points192 points 8 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
I didnβt know 12 year olds could look 50.
[+][deleted] 8 years ago [recovered] (4 children) | Copy Link
Ikr. That face sag. This pic is a few years old. She's probably already been walled by now.
[β]Lucy-Sky-Diamondz14 points15 points16 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I thought that was a crossdresser
[β]Albiwar10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
what have I done
[β]Lucy-Sky-Diamondz9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
hahaha perfect, give him a 5 o'clock shadow and we are golden
[β]SovereignSoul761 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Looking like something out of The Dark Crystal.
[β]Watchingcluturefade16 points17 points18 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You'd be surprised, I have taken women home that I thought were in their mid 20's who ended up being 18/19 years old.
Makes you smile for a second until you realize the terror that a 17 year old could do it just as easily....
[β]dielawnz7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I didn't know stage 4 down syndromes could live to 50
[β]spoopytater0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Didn't know down syndrome had stages.
[β][deleted] 65 points66 points67 points 8 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
She can't afford to be picky with her looks.
[β]ShrunkenHed51 points52 points53 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Sadly she can. That's how fucked the market is.
[β]Graypube8815 points16 points17 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Hyperinflated egos usual hit the wall the hardest.
[β]ZealousMathematician4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Makes great laughin material when even the contour and facelift canβt hide you.
[β]arrowforerunner3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She actually can because of hypergamy
[–][deleted]1 point 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Current feminism is working hard to change that actually. They keep trying to brainwash the public to increase the sexual market value of women with their "real women" and " real beauty campaign" bullcrap. Meanwhile, they keep devaluing men by attacking men every way possible. Shaming every male urges and preferences. Calling men rapists. The problem is that the massive amount of thirsty beta who are so brainwashed by their duty to get married and produce offspring (even though he might not even be the real father).
[β]Mgtowaway37 points38 points39 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Looks like a mid 50s cab driver in drag.
[+][deleted] 8 years ago* [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
lmao she highkey looks like miss piggy
[β]Blackpill_is_life0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Don't worry man, this is a thousand years old and has already been done http://imgur.com/HX9Q64t
[–]livebythedice1 point 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
that's funny as fuck
[β]Tybonextreme17 points18 points19 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Classic case of Icarus Hypergamus...when you try to branch swing too close to the sun and your face melts.
[β]Iseewhateyesee16 points17 points18 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There should be a minimum IQ requirement before people with an extra chromosome post shit
[β]Aethelsthetic12 points13 points14 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
/r/choosingbeggars
[β]SWINEHOOVES9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
BHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[β]JStheHammer 8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Her hand is fat
[β]NondeductibleWays8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She looks old and young at the same time. It's as if her body is transcending the very boundaries of time and space by blending the experiences of puberty and aging at the same time. The wall will hit her full speed andβ¦.. have no effect because she was born into the wall. Molded by the wall.
[β]Cabshear7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They can have you sweetheart. Those dudes are fake, photoshopped, prepackaged symbols of mindlessness. They got, from you, exactly what they wanted, your unflinching devotion. Have fun.
....also....Start thinking diet ideas cause these guys wonβt come near you in that state.
[β]Unexpecter6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Soo...I gotta look like soyboy in order to get miss piggy like you. Gotcha.
[β]Cabshear0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You didnβt know that soyboys are the pinnacle of elite masculinity?
[β]spy9911 5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
does she have any idea how many millions of better looking girls are way ahead of her in line to get any attention from those boys?
[β]ManIsWalking5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Holy shit, she hit the wall before she got out of grade school. Let me be honest with you, Nanna, you'll never get a boy like that and even if you did it'll be because he striked out with girls that don't look like great aunts at 14 and he was needing an easy lay that night.
He'll never take you to his parents, he'll never mention you to his friends, and most likely he'll be too embarrassed to be seen in public with you. You're ok enough for him to fuck, but only if no one knows about it.
Given that I can only see your face, I assume the rest of your body is just as fat and saggy. You're a 3 at best, love. Perhaps you'd have better luck trying to net a 5 guy...
[β]kurtu55 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Whats wrong with your face?
[β]lextragon6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Normally I'd roast the shit out of women like these, but she's just a kid.
[β]solaris328 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Show no mercy, they have to learn young.
[β]PadaV44 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You roast them while they are still young, maybe they will learn some humility before growing up.
[β]day01x 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks, I thought it was just me. I think we all did and said stupid stuff at this age (12, 13?), though most of us are fortunate enough not to become internet memes.
[β]CorpulentLeprechaun3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You gotta look like a 14 year old transgender bieber type?
...ill keep doin what I do...
[β]acjj19906 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How the hell do you look like a pre-teen middle age woman who's a heavy smoker and dealing with the massive debt her deadbeat husband left her when he ran off to mexico with the Latina from Starbucks?
[β]verynormalsimple3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm glad I don't look like that because I definitely don't want to "get this ..(:".
[β]-Luthe-2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is that Ted Cruz?
[β]Iappreci8thegr8r8m82 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Uehhh-biddi-biddi-euhhh-biddiBudee-duehhh THAT'S ALL FOLKS
[β]gMoneytz2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I just have to lie to myself that this is fake...otherwise I may put a fist through my screen.
[β]HM_mtl2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She can keep it. She is ugly.
[β]DerKomissar12 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm glad I don't look like them popbois - wouldn't want to have to "qualify" to "get" a narcissistic sagface. BTW what's with the eyes o.0
[β]Monamourtoujours2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep, a guy that looks like that would just use her and throw her aside. Dream on baby!
[β]Death2282 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bitch just looks saggy
[β]CommanderHeMan2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She looks like a proboscis monkey.
[β]Smyrnahiker442 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Now I have to watch MTV. Thanks guys. I KNOW she'll be on the next episode of 16 and pregnant.
[β]SpayAndNeuterUrPets2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She looks like that old droopy the dog cartoon character. You know, the one that would say "I'm sooo happy" in a really depressed voice.
[β]AngryDeer2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yo man letβs not attack kids now.
[β]Cuck-WTF2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Extra chromosomes
[β]boomcubenottaken1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
HA
[β]Israfelll1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LoL! Hahahahahahhaahaa......hahahahahahahahahaha you fukking kidding me biatch?!
[β]Watchingcluturefade1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Anyone else think those kids look like DragonBall Z characters?
Guy on the right is straight up Vegeta ....
[β]WhistlingAlong 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There is a flaw in her logic. She wants that? Those soy milk drinkers pants are tighter than a woman. Those men are not alpha, nor are strong and what, the prize is a prize winning hog?
I knew a girl with look aged like that at 16. I'd love to see the wall hit.
[β]Ruby-xy1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's saying that you have to way beyond her league. lol
[β]LabTech411 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is she missing a tooth on the left side in the top left?
[β]sidel31 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can't wait till sex dolls gets to the point where women below a 7 or 8 will be ignored l I ke the old days before the internet.
[β]wathon20 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This girl is probably gonna hit the wall at 19.
[β]Membrudo0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or she will find a simp with no self-respect.
[β]Rhodesius0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
picks nose
Uhh.... Okay...
[β]chasingsnow 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
funny thing, I think all of those guys except that dark haired one (zane?) is all gay. i know because my niece was obsessed with them and it was clear they were all pretty gay. also i work in film and tv and yeah, most male singers are not straight. good luck with that. but if "fag hags" have proven anything, its that women would rather be with a gay Chad than a nice guy beta.
[β]OliverVato0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Hi ma'am Im with petco, can I interest you a kitty cat deal? it consist of a cat, month worth of cat food and two toys for $100"
[β]1st10Amendments0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sheβs just not attractive enough to be picky. I donβt even want to say sheβs not attractive enough to be so picky; she shouldnβt think she can be picky at all.
[β]meshan0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hey girl,
Did you know,
That if you have unrealistic expectations and assume all guys worthy of your time should be boy-band attractive,
You're going to live a very long and lonely life waiting for your cats to eat your face.
[β]Nomfwic0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
3 different mouth positions but her eyes stay the same... wait whot??
[β]Bitcointechnomage0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's an acute case of ginger face right there. Almost as bad as ginger balls. Ginger balls.
[β]jay2max 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
nasolabial folds of peace
[β]topstrok2014 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Born for a life in a burqa!
[β]batfish550 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think I'll let the boy band take a hit for the team on this one. Facebook likes are cancer.
[β]Aiwa4400 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No Thanks,
[β]hitmy-name-is-bobler0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ptsd flashback to 2011
[–]Moon_Driver1 point 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
She hasn't hit the wall she is the wall
[–]XRBislife1 point 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
For anyone wondering. The are/line connecting her nose to the corner of her mouth are called nasolabial folds. Hers are extreme. I do not date any women with these kind of genetics.
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[β]ThrowawayGhostGuy1190 points191 points192 points (8 children) | Copy Link
[+][deleted] [recovered] (4 children) | Copy Link
Ikr. That face sag. This pic is a few years old. She's probably already been walled by now.
[β]Lucy-Sky-Diamondz14 points15 points16 points (2 children) | Copy Link
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lmao she highkey looks like miss piggy
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