So I am in college, and I was sitting next to a table with a couple, the girlfriend was pretty hot but she had the most obvious slutty look. So I was sitting drinking my tea, then I heard the girl say “oh btw I fucked Josh the other night he’s such a good fuck”now I am thinking they are just friends or that he is gay, the guy goes “why didn’t you tell me this.” And she goes “You know I fuck other men, we spoke about this and I give you permission to fuck other females too” the poor fellow who is a 5 at best goes “but I haven’t even been able to sleep with anyone yet” and the girl I shit you not replied by saying “aww babe, you will find someone eventually, anyways yeah Joshua can fuck” so the rest of the convo was her talking about her sexual conquest to her “boyfriend” dude my heart was aching so bad for the poor fellow.