Are we headed for civil war? Is that just an alarmist fantasy? I heard my neighbor say we were headed for civil war and I didn't really take her seriously. Then I've been hearing it more and noticing what seems to be a rise in political violence and the left turning against free speech and working to eradicate our freedom to think as individuals.

That being said, I can't stand the democrats or the republicans. I think they're both crazy and we're screwed either way. And if the civil war breaks out and it's between these groups, I figure stand back and let them both destroy each other. I'm against both of them but I'm glad they both oppose each other because I don't want either side to become too powerful.

Anyways, if you haven't broken out your crystal bear and purple turban yet, this is the time to do so. Where do you think the US is heading?

And for you boring, flavorless people who are gonna be like "You're dumb- no one really knows"- yeah of course but it's fun to speculate and if anyone turns out to be right, they'll have some cool lil bragging rights and receive an invisible trophy in the invisible mail with my invisible signature- made of pure invisible gold.

My theory is this year will actually be way more mellow than expected. Things seem to get crazy in the summer. Then next year... ehh. But at some point, things will have to hit the fan. All this craziness, I think, is building up to something. Fortunately for me, the country doesn't care about me so I won't have any moral obligation to do anything but chill in my house and smoke weed and listen to Pink Floyd if things pop off. The world might burn but I'll buy some meat and use the burning world's flames to cook the meat. I expect it will taste like suffering, lost innocence and deliciousness. Plus I really like this seasoning I just started using.